[Navigator]

All the "When the hell is the site coming back" talk reminded me of this joke ...

Three women, all of whom were married to Microsoft executives, were having lunch and commiserating about their unsatisfying sex lives. The first woman said, "You know, my husband is in Sales & Marketing. All he does is talk about how good it's going to be when I get it."

The second woman said, "My husband is in Training & Technical Assistance. He just keeps trying to teach me how to do it myself."

The third woman sighed and said, "My husband is in Technical Support. All I ever hear from him is, 'Don't worry, it'll be up any minute ...' "

[Fiesty]

Ha! That was a good one. My husband is in construction and he always wants to make it better.
Three men, a Caucasian, an African American, and an Asian were waiting at a busstop when a hooker came and said,
"I'll give the man who can give me a blue baby $1,000." So, the Caucasian went frist and she popped out a white baby. The other 2 men were all like,
"Oh, we're so sorry". Next was the African American. She then popped out a chocolate baby. Again, the other 2 guys were all like,
"Oh, we're so sorry". Then the Asian guy went and low and behold, she popps out a blue baby. The other 2 guys were stunned. And they asked,
"How did you do that?" the Asian guy said,
"Me Chinese, me play trick, me put Ajax on my dick."
Would love to hear more jokes.