[johnforbes]

Reports are filtering in to the foreign staffers working the Rome office of Forbes International.

Apparently, the electronic voting machines have spoken, and Joe Biden has been elected Pope

[Clownkicker]

WITLESS johnforbes HAS REPORTEDLY BEEN ELECTED DOPE

[johnforbes]

For all his many and various virtues, Mr Forbes is not infallible.

At least relating to papal matters...