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johnny, that fake holiday is over. (Thank gawd.)

Try to keep up with reality, even if you don't like the way it keeps making a fool of you.

Awww...Clown doesn't believe in Santa Claus

Ahhhahahaha...silly BELIEVES in Santa Claus

But I guess that makes sense. He also believes in Donald Trump, and only a child could believe in something that stupid...

Clowntoker is actually descended in part from the celebrated grouch, Ebenezer R. Clown, in London.

Of course, Clown's ancestry is also partly ape...

"Of course, Clown's ancestry is also partly ape..."-johnmoron

So is YOURS, you ignorant imbecile. EVERY Homo sapiens is one of the Great Apes.

Sadly, your grunting, sniveling ancestors are known as the "Not-so-Great" Apes.

Clown's remarks merely prove that he is indeed part of the extended Irish family of Mr Forbes...

Wow, johnforbes just admitted that his family is descended from grunting, sniveling "Not so Great" apes.

I gotta say, it surprises me that johnforbes would own his embarrassing and humiliating nature outright and unapologetically like that.

Mr Forbes has always remained honest, charming, candid, and amiable.

Not to mention humble and modest.