[johnforbes]

[Clownkicker]

johnny, that fake holiday is over. (Thank gawd.)

Try to keep up with reality, even if you don't like the way it keeps making a fool of you.

[sillydaddy]

Awww...Clown doesn't believe in Santa Claus

[Clownkicker]

Ahhhahahaha...silly BELIEVES in Santa Claus

But I guess that makes sense. He also believes in Donald Trump, and only a child could believe in something that stupid...

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker is actually descended in part from the celebrated grouch, Ebenezer R. Clown, in London.

Of course, Clown's ancestry is also partly ape...

[Clownkicker]

"Of course, Clown's ancestry is also partly ape..."-johnmoron

So is YOURS, you ignorant imbecile. EVERY Homo sapiens is one of the Great Apes.

Sadly, your grunting, sniveling ancestors are known as the "Not-so-Great" Apes.

[johnforbes]

Clown's remarks merely prove that he is indeed part of the extended Irish family of Mr Forbes...

[Clownkicker]

Wow, johnforbes just admitted that his family is descended from grunting, sniveling "Not so Great" apes.

I gotta say, it surprises me that johnforbes would own his embarrassing and humiliating nature outright and unapologetically like that.

[johnforbes]

Mr Forbes has always remained honest, charming, candid, and amiable.

Not to mention humble and modest.