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Once the temp rises to zero F, the forum will re-commence Global Warming discussions.

Thank you in advance for the courtesy of your cooperation.

It is a tad warmer now, but still below zero F.

Until the bronzed fingers of Mr. Forbes can once again dance merrily across the keyboard of his new computer (a 286 IBM PC clone with a 40 mb Seagate half-height hard drive) he will not participate in Global Warming threads.

It is sad to see that johnforbes is apparently suffering from life-threatening hypothermia which has made him dopey (well, dopier than usual) and completely eliminated his rational thought processes.

First he claims in this thread that global warming discussions are suspended. Then he starts another global warming discussion thread about Obama living rent free inside johnny's head. Nutty. And johnny is also no longer capable of grasping simple English words like "global." Tragic.

Unfortunately, the hypothermia is also keeping johnforbes from being able to consume and digest regular news programs. If he still had rational thought capabilities he would be aware that the Winter Olympics in China are going to be held almost entirely on man made snow because it is so warm in that part of the world that natural winter has been 'cancelled' this year. johnny would also be aware that there is serious discussion about not even holding Winter Olympic Games in the future because global temperatures are rising to the point there isn't enough reliable snow in most areas of the world to hold them any longer.

Hopefully johnforbes will not be found by his family some morning as a blue popsicle because he was so ignorant that he didn't prepare for the unusual local temperature extremes correctly predicted by global warming models.

It is now only 11 F.

Tonight the mercury will go down more than a Clinton Intern.

^^ I wonder when this dimwit will ever figure out the difference between climate and weather?

Maybe these conservatives should take science more seriously than intelligent design. And obviously John Forbes is not an example of intelligent design.

It was 4 below zero F this morning.

Accordingly, Mr. Forbes will be unable to discuss pre-Socratic philosophy or sub-atomic physics with Elkindolt this morning.

Yes, johnny, why should we expect this day be any different from every other?

You can't discuss those things on ANY day, the same as you can't discuss climate change rationally on any given day.

You are still confusing your local weather with global climate. It isn't the same thing, dimwit.

It will be 15 F on Saturday, with high wind.

The wind will be stronger than the force of Clownslacker's blather.

Thus, the wonderful participation of Mr. Forbes on Global Warming threads must be held in abeyance until the weather warms up a tad.

^^^^^^^ It appears that johnforbes' hypothermia is nearing its fatal point.

His brain has already shut down.

It is a balmy 28 F today, but the snow is falling steadily (much like Clowntoker's dandruff).

In this brutal winter of our discontent (Shakespeare), all Global Warming discussions will be held in abeyance.

^^^^^^^ It may be time to pull the plug on this tragic (and ridiculously comic) victim of local weather extremes that are predicted by all global warming models.

It's the merciful thing to do for the demonstrably brain dead.

It was 2 F at dawn, as Mr. Forbes put a pot of coffee on and began his morning situps and barbells.

Although his sleek, supple form was impressive, the cold outside prevented him from providing discussion on Global Warming.

Once more reasonable temps prevail, Mr Forbes will return -- rested and refreshed -- to enlighten and entertain on this topic.

Criminy, johnforbes is hitting the "pot" again.

So it isn't just the dangerous hypothermia that's clouding his thought processes.

It was above freezing today -- albeit not my much -- as Mr. Forbes hiked in a state park.

The stock market was down big, and it was raining, and Senile Joe was a worse president than Buchanan, but Mr. Forbes remained upbeat.

Apparently johnforbes is the proverbial dummy who is too stupid to come in out of the rain.

My mother always pointed them out to us a kids.