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Please check, but weren't these the very words were uttered by Bill Clinton after he left his DNA on Monica's blue dress?

Nobody spells it that way, dummy. Maybe YOU should check with Strunk and White?


You really should register for that community college creative writing class, johnny.

Have someone--ANYONE-- enlighten you as to how funny your writing isn't.

My posts here will almost surely inspire a new classic, The Elements of Forum Style

Well, The Elements of Flaming Style perhaps.

For Elkin, certainly.