Clown Tested Positive
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:12 pm
Washington, D.C. (March 14):
"The Surgeon General of the VW Politics Forum has announced that Mr. Clown R. Toker has tested positive for Trump Derangement Syndrome. In an effort to contain the virus, Mr. Toker will self-quarantine for 13 days, the usual incubation period for the disease's more virulent strain known in medical circles as Frothing-at-the Mouth Trump Derangement."
"The Surgeon General of the VW Politics Forum has announced that Mr. Clown R. Toker has tested positive for Trump Derangement Syndrome. In an effort to contain the virus, Mr. Toker will self-quarantine for 13 days, the usual incubation period for the disease's more virulent strain known in medical circles as Frothing-at-the Mouth Trump Derangement."
