- Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:24 am
#86668
A joke.....
An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed.
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>
> While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed, the convict
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
> wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict...look at his clothes!
> He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t
> seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
>
> If he wants sex, don’t resist, don't complain...do
> what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey...I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my
> neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me
> he’s gay, thinks you’re cute and asked if we had any
> Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey...I love you too."