- Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:30 am
#65601
What this thread needs is a good joke.
A black guy and a redneck go into a pastry shop.
> The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with
> lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.
>
> The black guy says to the redneck: "You see how clever
> black people are? You rednecks can never beat that!"
>
> The redneck says to the black guy: "Any redneck is
> smarter than any black guy. Watch this and I'll prove it to ya."
>
> He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you
> a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which
> the redneck promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
>
> "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
> The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.
>
> He eats this one too. Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..."
>
> The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one
> anyway. The redneck eats this one too.
>
> Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is
> your famous magic trick?"
>
> The redneck says, "Look in the nigger's pocket!"