The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix

The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55086

By FastFive - Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:38 am

- Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:38 am #55086

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:lol:

I'm at the office... trying my damnedest to not laugh myself silly watching! :mrgreen:

Some total gems in there... "redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany"... LMAO!

Unicorn zone! These things don't exist! Hah!!

Sometimes you just need to relax...
... to relax
... torelax
... orelax
... orelsax
... oralsex
... oral sex
Sometimes you just need oral sex.

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55103

By Thinker - Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:56 pm

- Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:56 pm #55103

Good to know for us guys that we just have to make enough money!

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55105

By FastFive - Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:09 pm

- Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:09 pm #55105

I'm broke.

Hopefully I can rank somewhere high enough on the "cute" scale. :|

Sometimes you just need to relax...
... to relax
... torelax
... orelax
... orelsax
... oralsex
... oral sex
Sometimes you just need oral sex.

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55108

By redback - Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:22 pm

- Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:22 pm #55108

hilarious. wish i knew all that when i was 18.... lol

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55113

By 327retro - Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:17 am

- Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:17 am #55113

Good lord that's funny as all git-out! I've got to show this to Sugar. (after I hide all her weapons.)

8-) Great find FF, even got some good follow up stuff from that. Thanks man.

Be a flirt raise your skirt.

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55752

By rockclimber - Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:11 am

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:11 am #55752

FF,

That, my friend, is freaking hilarious!
I like the dynamic aspect,sort of like gopher holes, you never know where they will pop up on the matrix next!

I'm going to shut the f*** up now, however, I think we have more than a few unicorns
'round these parts.....

"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55769

By honora - Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:56 am

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:56 am #55769

Ha that was really funny

Reasonably not crazy most of the time... :lol: :lol:

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55780

By rockclimber - Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:49 am

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:49 am #55780

Yeah there needs to be a freckle exception rule to the redhead threat matrix....

I have this visual from the old Laugh In TV show where they had the wall with shuttered Windows where they would pop out and trade one liners. Project the matrix up on that and see who would pop up where.

The freckle exception rule:

If the red head has freckles and is female, all behavior is excepted.

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"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55781

By honora - Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:07 am

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:07 am #55781

No exception needed; I don't mind being in the Danger Zone

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55784

By Skeetz - Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:39 am

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:39 am #55784

This looks suspiciously like a graph Mr Zimkowski was trying to explain in my High School trigonometry class.

I think, after all these years, I finally understand what he was 'splainin'!

Honora, obviously! But how could he have known? She hadn't even been born yet!

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Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55796

By FastFive - Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:45 pm

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:45 pm #55796

For future reference ... Instead of having to watch the presentation again. :mrgreen:

I think it's safe to say I've lived most of life in the Danger Zone :?

Sometimes you just need to relax...
... to relax
... torelax
... orelax
... orelsax
... oralsex
... oral sex
Sometimes you just need oral sex.

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55803

By rockclimber - Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:54 pm

- Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:54 pm #55803

Sometimes the danger zone is the best place to be.... :mrgreen:

Great graphic!

"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55835

By DangerousDi - Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:06 am

- Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:06 am #55835

Wife Crazy, would maybe apply to the hot gals on VW that post their pictures?

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55883

By 327retro - Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:30 am

- Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:30 am #55883

Most likely will get my tit in a wringer for this with the ladies but it is tongue in cheek. ♥ ♥ ♥

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Be a flirt raise your skirt.

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55920

By mandadees - Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:10 pm

- Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:10 pm #55920

We're all a little DZ Cray cray but you love it. You know you do.

"The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt."
-- Bono

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#55924

By Skeetz - Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:21 pm

- Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:21 pm #55924

DZ crazy? Hell Yes, we love it!

I've been with only two redheads in my lifetime, so far. One when I was only 19 and the other when I was 60 something. And I had no trouble sleeping with either one, mainly because they wore my Ass out!

Crazy Manda, of course, might well be a whole different story. I'd love to find out someday before I die, all in the interest of statistical science you understand. What say you Manda, are you crazy enough?

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Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#56057

By mandadees - Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:37 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:37 pm #56057

Do I look like a girl who owns her own pole??

(You know I do, hee hee)

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"The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt."
-- Bono

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrixa#56058

By Skeetz - Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:47 pm

- Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:47 pm #56058

Yes you sure do, and I remember it well. It was mounted in your own DZ as I recall!

You're looking a little dangerous in the new avatar! I like a little dangerous!

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Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#56096

By rockclimber - Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:10 pm

- Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:10 pm #56096

Here's the
Guy's Matrix.....for Miss M cuz she asked so sweetly.....

:ugeek:

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"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: The "Hot/Crazy" Matrix#56118

By rockclimber - Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:19 am

- Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:19 am #56118

Here's a better copy.

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"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."