[RealJustme]

That's what the military leadership is calling Obama's limited targeting of camels in Iraq.

John Kerry once called Obama's strikes a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort,” He further emphasized that it would be an “unbelievably small, limited kind of effort.”

[Grog]

No matter what Obama does or doesn't do, Fox will tell you guys to complain and -Surprise!- you will comply with Fox and complain. It's every bit as reliable as the Earth rotating so that it appears the sun "rises" in the east.

It's also every bit as reliable as Forbes happily spending every Friday night in jail for reverse prostituting himself. It's just what he does. He goes where there's pole. When it slows down on his cruising route, Forbes reports himself to the police so he will be arrested and have a fresh crop of noodles to schnnodle on the inside.

[tvd]

^^^^^^^

And here we go again with the gay references/slurs.
Grog simply cannot post without outing HIMSELF.
He just knows too much about the lifestyle.

[johnforbes]

Grog is incapable of posting without including his homo references.

A sick kid.

[Grog]

Ah, the ruffle of taffeta and the preening prance of typing with a discernible lisp of effete and effeminate effrontery can only mean Forbes has arrived in his pink Mustang and is in the house once again seeking out JustFreedManMe's minuscule scepter to validate their co-rule of the clueless conservative cadre. Hopefully Forbes won't get his satin slippers too dirty as he rounds the bases and heads for JustFreedManMe's nappy dugout in the circular reading room.

[RealJustme]

Unbelievable, Obama refuses to cancel his 2 week vacation to Martha's Vineyard despite all the crisis happening to the U.S.

Even CNN host Anderson Cooper questioned the message Obama taking vacation at this time sends. He commented "A President sending our military into combat then the next day taking a extended luxury vacation just seems surreal"

[Intrepid]

Ah, the ruffle of taffeta ...

-Grog

In the past Grog has claimed to be a published, professional writer. A REAL professional writer knows how to paint a picture with words, bringing to life in the readers mind the scene he is describing.
Grog has no such skills. If he has been published at all, it was in the pages of Penthouse at the Forum section where he posted his delusional masturbatory fantasy ravings involving hot Shiksa women that he could never hope to so much as ever speak to let alone seduce.

Dozens of times Grog has posted the above beginning of a paragraph intended to insult Forbes. Dozens of times Grog has read it over chortling at his supposed wit. NOT ONCE has Grog noticed the stupid error. A taffeta gown, "rustles" seductively as the woman who is wearing it moves. As Grog has never been around a beautiful women in a taffeta gown he would not recognize the sound, but the description of rustling taffeta is well known in literature. The closest Grog can claim is while attending his cousin's bat mitzvas he tried several times, without success, to lift the hem of their dresses and was severely beaten for his efforts by his mother with the leg of lamb she was gnawing. Grog's fat, frumpy house frau wearing her tattered housecoat does not rustle seductively, but she frequently farts when she bends over to pick up Grog's empty Molson cans. This causes Grog to weep inconsolably at the memory of his failed and pathetic attempts to seduce the Queen of beer farts and anal sex and of her humiliating public rejection of his advances right here on this site.

One is not aroused by the "ruffle" of taffeta nor more than one would be aroused by the "crease of cotton" or the "cuff of gaberdine." It simply makes no sense.

But then, neither does Grog, eh?

[sillydaddy]

Cut to the quick......

[Grog]

Good lord. :lol:

Indeed, I must have cut Insipid to the quick once or twice upon a time. But due to his insignificance, I have no recollection of when or how, and even less desire to recall it.


Anyway: Ah, the ruffle of taffeta and the preening prance of typing with a discernible lisp of effete and effeminate effrontery can only mean Forbes has arrived in his pink Mustang and is in the house once again seeking out JustFreedManMe's minuscule scepter to validate their co-rule of the clueless conservative cadre. Hopefully Forbes won't get his satin slippers too dirty as he rounds the bases and heads for JustFreedManMe's nappy dugout in the circular reading room.

[johnforbes]

Grog, you aren't bright enough to carry off your act.

Nor are you educated enough.

You didn't even understand the import of a circular reading room in the context of that discussion.

[Grog]

Speaking of your "circular reading room," Forbes, it appears as if Insipid might be auditioning for a position, or whatever you call it.


At any rate, the ruffle of taffeta and the preening prance of typing with a discernible lisp of effete and effeminate effrontery can only mean Forbes has arrived in his pink Mustang and is in the house once again seeking out JustFreedManMe's minuscule scepter to validate their co-rule of the clueless conservative cadre. Hopefully Forbes won't get his satin slippers too dirty as he rounds the bases and heads for JustFreedManMe's nappy dugout in the circular reading room.

[johnforbes]

Grog is incapable of posting without including his homo references.

A sick kid.

[Intrepid]

Right between the eyes.
Again.

Grog has never so much as caused me to feel the air being disturbed let alone, "Cut me to the quick."
Grog on the other hand has suffered savage and monumental beat downs on this and other sites times too numerous to count.
The worst being, of course, from the object of his (and several others) most fervent desires.
I had no part of that one, but I was privileged to be able to witness it with awe and be able to report it here.

That was not only a beat down, it was a public humiliation of epic proportions.
Grog and his fellows chased this slightly more attractive than your average bowling alley barmaid Queen of Beer Farts and Anal Sex (she once confessed, on this site, and I am NOT making this up, that she loved to be slapped across the face prior to being fucked up the ass. This drove Grog wild with anticipatory desire) from site to site all across the interwebs, not having the faintest idea that all the while she was laughing and mocking them and causing them to look every bit as foolish as they were. They each beat their chests, ridiculing each other and proclaiming their overflowing testosterone, all the while not having the faintest idea they would never even get a chance to sniff the tire tracks of the truck that hauled her panties to the cleaners.

And she laughed at them, oh how she laughed.

Especially at Grog who has an insane desire to know the pleasures of intimacy with a hot Shiksa (or, שיקסע if you ken Hebrew. Grog, being a failed Jew does not). Grog, with his hooked, hatchet, ethnic nose, short stature and uncommonly unpleasant visage never will have that chance. Not with the Queen, not with Sara Palin, not with any Shiksa, hot or otherwise.
Ever.
But it never stops him from humiliating himself.

For this we give thanks. Grog in constant failure and humiliation is a joy to behold. Grog's misery is one more testament to the burdens put on his race for murdering that one so long ago.

She laughed at you Grog, you do realize that now, don't you?
She laughed at your pathetic attempts to impress and took joy in your pitiful pain. Ground the heel of her "fuck me" pumps into your face as you attempted to lick the sole and catch a glimpse up her dress. Too bad your nose got in the way.

Now go ruffle (as you insist, wrong as you are, inserting a noun where a verb is called for. And YOU a published author? I think not) your taffeta and try to imagine her wearing it. It must be stiff and crusted by now with the salt from your dried tears and the jizz with which you have soaked it. That's about as close as you will ever come to knowing her.
And remember the wise words of uncle Adolph, as read by your relatives so long ago as they passed through the gates:
"Arbeit Macht Frei!"
Inhale deeply Grog, it will end your pain.

[Grog]

Rock on. :lol:

Your OCD with me is creepy, but it's pretty funny

[johnforbes]

Grog is incapable of posting without including his homo references.

A sick kid.

[Grog]

ruffle

[Clownkicker]

"Now go ruffle (as you insist, wrong as you are, inserting a noun where a verb is called for..."-Insipid

Uhh, "ruffle" is both a noun and a verb. Look it up, Professor Stick-Up-The-Ass.
Go sit beside johnforbes and try each other's anal lubes for more comfort and mutual humiliation.

[johnforbes]

Come on, Clownhicker, you can't turn gay while being a hammock camper.

Don't ruin my faith!

[Intrepid]

Excellent, we have two of the three stalwarts, Grog and Lucky, who have previously been banned from VW here on the same thread.
It is my most sincere desire that the three of you, including of course the revered James, be united once again very soon so that you may continue your escapades.
But be prepared!
James will no doubt hit you up for a loan or a handout as soon as you step off the boat from crossing the river Styx.
Give him the pennies from your eyes.
Bon voyage!

[Grog]

James died about six months ago. For real.

Clownkicker is not the poster formerly known as Lucky, but rather poster formerly known as... He can tell if he wants, but since you're wrong about so many other things, I assume he enjoys your continued imbecility.






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[johnforbes]

Of what did James die?

He did seem hypertensive, but then that is perceptual rather than based upon ocular fundi.

I would type more, but I'm listening to Walter Huston's "September Song" while doing situps.

[Clownkicker]

That's just it, Grog. I couldn't care less if they know who I am. I was actually going to tell them a month after the board came back.
But this loudmouthed moron PainfulTooth and the other dimwits here are so stupid they can't even tell what should be obvious.
I do wish I had Lucky's talent for brevity.

A couple months ago I almost weakened again and told them, but they went back to their truly stupid shit before I had a chance.
All I need do is post a couple lines and Insipid will piss away 30 minutes of his life not insulting me, but insulting Lucky and James, all the while convinced he "winning".
Those two still own that poor sucker Painful. And James is dead. :lol:
He would get a kick outta that.
And Lucky would chuckle, if he actually gave a rat's ass about Painful.

By the by, johnny, there is nothing 'gay' about my post above.
Your being anal retentive and an arrogant, pedantic, hypocritical nitpicker have nothing to do with being gay.
The anal lube is to ease insertion of the iron rod.

Or are you saying you don't use the lube?
Ouch!That's gotta hurt.

[johnforbes]

I'm disappointed that Clownlicker is gay, but we must accept the fact that Grog's egregious homo persona is spreading much as his belly billowing over his belt.

[Grog]

I have always gotten a kick out Insipid because he's so malevolently moronic and wrong about everything. He's a genuinely angry and deeply disturbed person. He's the kind of guy that literally punches monitors and breaks keyboards.

Some here probably know that I still talk with Tori all the time on another site and in private. The crap that Insipid types about her is obviously him projecting his own experiences with her. That's the only thing that can explain his ruffled and perpetually ruffling feathers about her.

And Forbes. What can anyone say except he's obviously the only person online or IRL that doesn't realize his closet door is made of clear glass. That's why I try to help him leap out of his perpetually ruffling queendom and prancingly embrace not just who, but what he is.

[Clownkicker]

I'm NOT disappointed that johnforbes is gay because I don't care and never did.
I am disappointed that johnforbes can never muster the least rebuttal to anything I post.

Go on back to Brokeback Mountain for another camping trip, johnny.

[RealJustme]

That's just it, Grog. I couldn't care less if they know who I am. I was actually going to tell them a month after the board came back.

Your the clown formerly named Freedman.

[Grog]

And once again, Just FreedManMe projects just well enough that the low intelligence likes of TVD, Silly, Young Brandon, Insipid and many others will believe him.

Forbes' unwavering and unconditional acquiescence goes without saying.

[Intrepid]

This should make it abundantly clear how thoroughly I own the two losers, the drug addled Marxist Useful Idiot Lucky (whose schizophrenia apparently has taken a turn for the worse. Drug use will do that) and the drunken, third rate hack scribbler and failed seduction artist Grog.

Next up will be Grog whining about closing the board again because, again, he is being dragged through a mud hole of his own creation. Grog has been handed his ass so often, both here and on other sites, he should be well used to it by now.
But the humiliation he was publicly made to suffer when the Queen of Anal Sex and Beer Farts rejected him was truly epic.

She was laughing at you Grog, you do realize that, don't you? Does that hurt as much as the looks of pity you get from the hot Shiksas you meet on the street? The ones you know you will never be able to approach, let alone bed? Or is it worse when they pretend you aren't even there, looking away quickly as you gaze longingly, your pathetic desire evident.
The truth is, you freak them out. Hot Shiksas are used to being lusted after, but being lusted after by the likes of you is an entirely new level of creepiness.
Restraining order creepy.
I, and this is the truth Grog, have a friend who is a Jew. He is married to a hot blonde Shiksa. Her favorite term of endearment for him? "You fucking Jew bastard!"
Very prescient, those Shiksas.

Now, go work up a good fevered fantasy involving Sara Palin and see if you can weave that somehow into another submission to the Penthouse Forum. No doubt your Molson supply is running low and you could use a few Canuckistanian bucks to stock up, eh?

OY VEY!

[johnforbes]

I'm disappointed that Clownlicker is gay, but we must accept the fact that Grog's egregious homo persona is spreading much as his belly billowing over his belt.

[Grog]

Oy vey ist mir! Insipid keeps winning just like Charlie Sheen was winning a few years ago. :lol:


Anyway, what name did you go by back in the old days? I can ask her if she remembers you and what might have caused your upsetedness with her. Perhaps you sent her a love poem or a picture of your grubby grub and she couldn't stop laughing?




ruffle

[johnforbes]

I'm disappointed that Clownlicker is gay, but we must accept the fact that Grog's egregious homo persona is spreading much as his belly billowing over his belt.

[RealJustme]

Well, it only took 4 days for Obama to break his promise to the American people. Today the Army announced 130 special forces soldiers arrived in Iraq, their boots are on the ground. The White House says they don't count as boots on the ground because they're there as "advisors" DOD admitted they actually have over 2,000 "advisors" now in Iraq, they just all happen to be combat troops.

In the mean time Biden started his week long vacation yesterday, meaning both the President and his VP are on vacation, while bootless soldiers arrive in Iraq.

[RealJustme]

Obama's vacation planners are already organizing the Obama family's 6 day Palm Springs vacation next month followed by their 15 day Hawaii vacation in December.