[WickedWonder]

Our daughter bought my wife a shower massager for Christmas. Even though she says she doesn't use it for pleasure, I caught her getting off on it the other day. I know she uses her electric tooth brush once in awhile too. Caught her a few years back.

A friend of hers admitted to using a electric whisk once and she also says she has used her husbands electric sander because it vibrates so good.

So ladies!!! Guys too, what is the most unusual things you found to pleasure yourself with? :shock:

[WickedWonder]

When I was in my middle teens, I would spend several summer days at my uncles farm. He was my Mom's youngest brother. His wife, was in her early twenties and very good looking. I was at the age that I was jacking off looking at old mags and trying my hardest to catch a look at girls.

Tracy my uncles wife, was always wearing short shorts and many times, a tee shirt with no bra. I could see her nipples and perky breasts which made me more so want to see them without anything covering them.

One day as my uncle worked in town, she came out to the barn where I was fooling around. I was upstairs in the loft that over looked the cattle pens. They had several baby calves that they hand fed with a pail that had a feeding nipple on them. These nipples were like a harder rubber, about six inches long and about 1 1/2 inches around. I saw her feeding the calves and watched her as she held the pail and fantasized about her being nude doing it. It was so hot that she kept wiping her sweat off her face and chest. As she leaned forward, I could see right down her loose sleeveless tee shirt. Her tits weren't big but did stick out nice and firmly.
She finished the feedings and went to the parlor to wash the pails out. I climbed down and looked through the window at her.

She washed all the pails out good and then my fantasy came true. She took her tee shirt off exposing her naked breasts. I got a real good look. She used a wash rag and wet it and washed her naked tits off. They were all shiny and staring right at me. I remember having my cock out of my shorts and rubbing it.

She stood there looking at the ceiling as she washed the cool water over her tits and then, she bent down and pushed her shorts to her feet. No panties revealed my first look at a pussy. She had a light coating of hair on her mound and her folds protruded outwards. She washed her pussy after stepping out of her shorts. She parted her legs allowing me a good look now.

She turned around facing the sink giving me a look at her very tiny ass. All the sudden, she grabbed one of those pails, laid it on it's side on a chair with the nipple standing straight up. She straddled the pail and moved her hand to her pussy. I saw her use her fingers to open her pussy lips and slowly squat down over the nipple. She began to fuck the pail. I wasn't sure then what she was doing. I did notice how when she lifted off the nipple, it was all shiny, but then she lowered herself back onto it.

She held the pail and began jumping up and down on it impaling that nipple inside herself. Then she let out a squeal like she was in pain, (I thought) and just pushed down hard on the pail.

When she finally slowly lifted off the pail, she staggered slightly to her shorts and pulled them back on and then put her tee shirt back on. She put the pail back on the holder and walked out of the barn.

[DangerousDi]

Wicked wonder: You must have been in heaven seeing all that.
That story even made me horny and I am not into women.

[Fish]

Great question. I will never forget the time I caught my first wife getting herself off while doing the house work. I came home early and she was running the vacuum and must not have heard me come in. She was fully dressed in a sports bra and spandex shorts like she was thinking about hitting the gym. As I entered the room I saw that she had taken the ribbed suction hose loose from the cleaner and was holding it with one hand in the front and another in the back and was rubbing her pussy with it back and forth quickly over her clothes. She did not even see me until it was too late and she was having an orgasm. Of course when she realized that she had been busted she completely denied what she was doing but it was obvious.

[WickedWonder]

Another one I didn't see but caught the after facts. A woman down the road that we often got together with her husband and her to do things, was in her garage when I went down to do something. She had on a white with flower print sun dress standing at her husband's work bench. I knew something was wrong when I asked her if her husband was home. She wouldn't turn around and look at me.

Then I noticed how the bottom of her dress was pulled around in front of her. Not showing anything but obviously something she was hiding. I look down and see traces of were liquid had trickled down her inner thighs.

As I told her I would come back, she stopped me and asked me to help her out. She claimed, she was sanding a piece of wood with her husbands vibrating electric sander. It had caught the hem of her dress and was now tangles up in it. When she turned around, I about laughed out loud but stayed calm as not to embarrass her. It was caught alright. The material of her thin dress was pulled into the sander base. It had the hem all bunched up. I could see the sander top was all wet. I didn't know what to do so I stepped back out of the garage closing the door behind me and let her take the dress off so she could get inside.

When I got home, I got my sander out and turned it on. It had one hell of a vibration if you know what I mean.

No I didn't see anything but the thought of her using that sander I got off with even though it was slightly dangerous to do so.

I wonder if she ever used his "Sawsall". :lol:

[Gina]

Ok, I thought I would never share this with anybody, but what the heck. last spring I was going to do some work in our landscape that required I use our lawn tractor. the problem was it had a flat tire. I remembered that my husband had one of those air pumps that plug into a car power socket so I found it, plugged it into my car and was able to inflate the tractor tire after maneuvering the car so the cord would reach. As I inflated the tire I noticed that the pump vibrated so much that you could hardly keep your hand on it. Needless to say, when the tire was done I picked up the pump and pressed it against my shorts and had an amazing, I mean amazing orgasm that made me piss my pants! Thank god I was the only one home! I haven't tried that one again since, but I have noticed that the tractor tire has gone flat again over the winter. Hmmmmm, cant wait.

[Thinker]

These stories are so hot! I had heard of using a vacuum cleaner so I decided to give it a try. Using the suction hose on my flaccid dick was...different to say the least. It vibrated it in a very weird way. Hard to explain. Try it yourself.

[WickedWonder]

Love it Gina! When I was a teenager, I had a old Willys 4x4 pickup. Stick shift. Had a girl friend that loved to sit between the seats and ride the 4 wheel drive engagement levers. More than once they got washed off with her juices.

Thinker, never tried a vacuum hose but did watch some movies of guys using a milking machine. Now that looks kinky!

Oh my wife still has the fucking machine I built her hidden somewhere. I'm thinking I may look for it. :mrgreen: