[rockclimber]

Ok, Here it is, though my ugly mug doesn't do you justice!

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[Jbe]

Hey Grumps, you are correct about where my comment should have been. But I wanted to make sure she saw it... which is why I kept it short. I still maintain that the women are their own worst enemy. They tend to see their "flaws" whereas a lot of guys will see the beauty. Nobody is perfect though I have seen some that are darn close in my eyes. The fact that they share themselves with us certainly adds to their appeal. I just wish I could say it as eloquently as our resident red-neck philosopher.

Hi Honora. Nice to see you out and about. And may I say that is a lovely new propic. Of course every pic of you is lovely... and immediately gets saved.

Rock, so you saw my pics in the gallery. I was playing around trying to figure out how to post there. It wasn't quite what I was expecting which is why I haven't added any to it. I was thinking it was gonna be directly in our profiles.

Oh, I second the motion about posting pics direct into the thread. That is a nice feature. I just hope they will get around to the larger propics. All these gorgeous lady propics and I have to get out my darn magnifying glass to see them.

Rock... as far as the T&A Flash sections... I rarely ever go there. When the Ass Flash first started I thought it was gonna be great cuz I am a fan of a nicely shapped backside. But it does seem to be heavily geared towards beaver shots... or as Berty refers to it as "pussy pushers". That ain't my cuppa tea.. but like Grump says we all have own own likes and dislikes.

[rockclimber]

Here's a cuter Pic..!!!


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[Jbe]

Rock, how many women has Winston managed to get for you? :lol:

[Jbe]

Honora, I keep going back and looking at your propic. Ahhhhh.... be still my beating heart. :mrgreen:

[rockclimber]

Hey John,

Finding the correct HTML code to link a large propic to a smaller one on the boards seems to be theissue. Its hard Kiki and I both have looked for coding to do the job and nothing stisfactory. She set this Gallery up but I am not sure what she has in mind for it. I do like the ability to post my own stuff there, the whole concept of gathering a private gallery of OTHER PEOPLES pics in my own gallery escapes me. Esp since they seem to go straight to a download if you click one? At least in one setting they did, I don't particularly want that. It notifies you and you have to go ahead and ok the download but still I cansee issues with that aspect.

All I want to see realized is the full sized propic within the profile. I personally think the same code we use to post here in the threads would do the job nicely. A profile album devoted to just that would be very nice IMO....


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[rockclimber]

LOL! He is an adorable little guy, he loves to lay on my lap or chest and just chill, as long as my hand is on him. If I move to reach for something he nudges me as if to say "hey, I need petting!"

As for getting women, I'm prolly a hopeless case no matter how cute he is, LOL! But he is darned cute!! Fortunately he is well behaved and very loving....

Its funny, in college i did a study on wolfpacks and the hierachy of the pack with the Alpha male and with winston, I am definately his Alpha male. Sort of humbling to be honest, the degree of trust and loyalty he has....

After I got him, i had to take a trip for a few days and on return i saw him through the hall in the next room and as he heard my voice he let out a howl so unearthy I had to just stop and watch as he bolted up twisted midair and scrambled so fast he kept falling in an effort to get to me. He is quite the loyal pup to say the least!!!!

He IS quite popular with the fairer sex to be sure!!!!! We can all just hope for it to rub off Ha ha!


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[mandadees]

Wow Looks like you all night owls were up all night lol! Sorry we missed again crime partner, but I love the new propic! John, yours looks good too! RC , Winston is totally cute!

Has anyone seen Lothario? He is missed.

[DangerousDi]

Rockclimber: Nice to see you are human. Can I ask why can't you show face? You almost did there......clever idea. Your dogs right eye almost looks like special contact. Have to love pets....on that brought a naughty thought to my head. Not about the dog (to make that clear) as some people, okay I am not even going there, pet- petting was the point.

[Jbe]

Hi Manda! Actually it wasn't that late last night for me. Remember... I'm on left coast time zone which is 3 hours later than right coast time zone. Thanks for the comment on my propic. It was taken at a bird sanctuary about an hour away from me. That cockatoo just loves to be held.

I'm Facebook friends with Lothario and have left him a couple of messages but he hasn't returned any of them. Methinks he may be done with this site... but one never knows for sure.

Rock, great stories about Winston. Animals do sometimes love their humans unconditionally. Sure seems to be the case with Winston. And if he gets a pretty girl to stop and ooohhh and ahhh over him... and perhaps chat with you... My cat is almost the same way. If I lay on the couch he just has to come up and snuggle with me. And every night when I turn off the light he has to come up and lay on my chest for his nightly petting.

I know nothing about computer coding or programming so I can be no help at all. But I have to agree that a gallery in one's own profile and the larger propics would do me just fine. Hmmmm.... actually... if I want to be done, I'd rather be done by... :roll: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Skeetz]

Looks like I just missed Berty, (no, not with my wabbit gun,) missed by a few minutes, or an hour and a half if I trust the VW time stamp. Good afternoon Sir, but don't blame the cat for being fearful, you are a little scary lookin' :shock:

VW is still on Standard Time I see, adding to the confusion between time zones. I can do the math to adjust for "right coast/left coast," even the "Fly Over" country time zones. But one should not need to remember to adjust for DST all summer. There's is plenty of simple software out there to adjust for that hour automatically.

OK,OK, I'll stumble down from my soapbox now and STFU. I know that's what you were thinkin'!

But, at whatever hour, it's soooo nice to see Ms M and Ms H back here on a more regular basis. And I see that Winston agrees, he seems to have gone "Ass Over Tea Kettle" about the whole thing. Great candid shot Rock!

[Jbe]

You're right, Berty. My kitty didn't come out much while you were here. It must have been your nice quiet demeanor. :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey, 34 days til liftoff.

And here I thought it was only me that was having the time issues with VW. I guess I just have to remember to NOT look at the time VW has posted.

[Jbe]

And with your new propic, Berty, I can't help but think of a certain song.

"Shake shake shake,
Shake shake shake,
Shake your booty..."

But it's coming out,

"Sheik sheik sheik,
Sheik sheik sheik,
Skeik your Berty!"

Ok... that probably should have been in the Groaner Joke section. But I just couldn't pass it up. :lol: :lol:

[Jbe]

More good news for me? You are gonna have the Trio of Trouble, Trinity, Hollie, Jaybird and Jewels waiting there for me??? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I've died and gone to heaven!!

[Skeetz]

Calm down, John, you're makin' the Bird nervous!

And the "Shakey Shiek" is Shakin' All Over!

(Guess who sang that one.)

[Jbe]

Skeetz, the answer is... "Chad Allen and the Expressions" recorded in 1965. However, they changed their name to "The Guess Who" about a year later. But even before them it was written and recorded by an English group called "Johnny Kidd & the Pirates" in 1960.

Since Grump wasn't even born then :lol: :lol: :lol: he wouldn't even know.

Was that an intentional hint in parentheses?

[Skeetz]

The parenthetical hint was, indeed, intentional. I thought Grump might have needed a little help.

And I'm sure Berty will come up with a couple of British groups who did it too.

Somedays everything seems to come to my mind in "old time rock and roll" context. I even got to use an Eagles reference in the new thread I just started for Tabby Cat, as our SC friend calls her.

Motel California

[Jbe]

I have to admit that I did do a little research to come up with the Johnny Kidd reference... though I did know about Chad Allen and also about The Guess Who. :?

[CountessFuntime]

Thirty three years ago Jaybird and I committed to sharing our lives together. In that time I have learned that Jaybird is a magical woman and I love magic. I was recently asked how do you make it last and I remarked that I didn't have a clue. Now I know it's because we keep finding new ways to fall in love with each other. Jaybirds eyes sparkle brighter today, her sense of adventure is stronger, and her laughter shows me how much she is enjoying life. A wonderful woman chose me and I am a lucky guy.

Viscount

[Skeetz]

Soooo, Viscount, does this mean that "Congrats" are in order?

If so, let me be the first. Happy Anniversary, you lucky devil.

[Jbe]

Grumps, of course I ain't funnin ya. Just why in the world would I do that? :? :lol:

Happy anniversary Viscount and Jaybird! 30 years, huh? That's a long time for Jaybird to put up with you! :lol: :lol: That's darn near as long as Grumpy has been alive. :?

[DangerousDi]

Berty: I have one of those head gear my husband got in a some far away country for my son as a gift. I wore it and it alone and did some pictures, it was rather fun to do. I wasn't smoking a cigar and I wasn't wearing sun glasses, lol.

Countessfun: what a wonderful thing to say about your relationship. Yes being creative keeps couples together and they don't get in that boring every day the same.

[CountessFuntime]

I know my comments are long overdue. I am so privileged to have had Viscount in my life for the last 33 years. We both took a leap of faith, not knowing what the relationship would lead to. We only knew each other for a couple of months when we joined hands and hearts. April 18, 1980, Wow! It seems like a few short years, but in reality, 33 years! So, I am glad that Viscount has made friends with all of you, and you all can make him smile and laugh, and he shares those moments with me. Thank you all, those in the Coff Town Hall, where he is at home, (when he is not with me)
Just to set the record straight, I was only 6 when we were married. LOL

[RCNCO]

Happy Anniversary Jaybird and V!! May you have a thousand good things this week!

RC

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[rockclimber]

Hey anyone having posting issues? I havent gotten the last three to post?

Weird....

[rockclimber]

Happy Birthweek Ormi!!!

I have a couple of those in the play box as well, a little chablis and a rogish smile can lead to quite a bit of fun with em! Thanks for the hot Contri!

(Will an RC follow....? Just super curious.....haha!

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[DangerousDi]

Berty: Well now that is creative.....way to go. Think how many gals could do that for pictures.

[DangerousDi]

Hey kind of quiet, it is Friday, are you all partying this weekend?

[Skeetz]

"You come on like a dream,
Peaches and cream,
Lips like Strawberry Wine, . . ."

Thanks Berty, for bringin' to mind a very pleasant memory from way back.
When Johnny Burnette's "You're Sixteen" came out, (in 1960,) I was a H.S. freshman, madly in love with an "upper class woman." My Dad tried to warn me about "Older Women," but every word of that song fit my situation to a Tee! So what did he know?

"You're my baby, you're my pet,
We fell in love on the night we met.
You touched my hand, my heart went, "pop,"
And, ooo, when we kissed we could not stop."

Of course, she dropped me when she realized I wasn't old enough to drive and didn't have a car yet.
Good old Dad was a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.


Boy, I've heard of craddle robbers but Six Jaybird? . . . hmmmm if you do the math that means you're the same age as Grumpy, (the fuzzy faced one, that is.)

Hmmmm, that "illigitimate son," comment gave me chills too Grump, :shock: . . . let's don't go there!

Hey Rock, I caught Ormi's birthday comment too, but to be honest all that stainless steel kinda' turns me off, ruins the mystique, if you will.
But "Happy Birthday" just the same Ormi.

Speaking of ruining the mystique . . . the Shakey Sheik wearing cutain tie backs . . . what's up with that?

"You walked out of my dreams,
And Into my arms,
Now you're my angel divine,
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine."

Sigh . . . I gotta' go to work . . .

[Jbe]

Berty, I took your suggestion and checked out Alicia in the Ass Flash. Very nice indeed. I'd be totally mesmerized walking behind that backside.

Jaybird, it is so nice to see two people so happy with each other. It gives me hope. It was a real pleasure meeting both of you last year. I wish our time together had been a little longer. But I was grateful you were willing to make the drive to meet up with me, the Beave, and Berty and Rita. BTW, any chance of seeing that propic full sized?? :mrgreen:

Grump, it can't be me. I've never been to your part of the right coast. :? :?

[Jbe]

No problems posting here, Rock.

[Coffjr]

Grumpy - now lets see, where was I 39 or 40 years ago? Nope, living on the left coast and too young. So you can't be one of mine. :lol:

Countess & Viscount - Happy Anniversary. You found the secret many wished they had, the secret of a successful union.

[rockclimber]

Skeetz,

Try it..... you just might like it....? Yeah I'm teasing ya but seriously... the tongue is hot but the issue of ,trauma to the mouth is significant. It is very cool but you have to be careful! As for the plug.... some like or intact even love it. Others can't get into it at all. It isn't a deal. Breaker for me but used properly and with liberal application of lubrication to both the naughty bits and the attitude can turn the experience into a "OMG, that's incredible.... "

Butt. (Pun intended....) it isn't for everyone and if the woman. You love isn't interested in trying... leave it be.....or buy one and use it as with any other toy.... who knows perhaps she will change her mind at some future point in time.....?

The climaxes are surprisingly deep though.....

Back to work now!

[CountessFuntime]

Just wanted to let everyone know that Jaybird was at least old enough to vote when we got married. I can't help it if she can't admit what year she was born. :roll:

[Skeetz]

Thanks Berty, for the compliment but are you sure that "Sedaka" did "You're Sixteen"?

I remember him doing . . .

Tra la la la la, Tra la la la,
Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen . . .

and there was . . .

I love, I love, I love, my Calender Girl,
Yeaah Sweet Calender Girl . . .

and who could forget . . .

Oh Carol, I am but a fool,
Darling, I love you, though you treat me cruel . . .

Ahhh yes, Carol was a "Good Old Girl" but that's a whole 'nuther story.

Maybe my tired old mind is slipping but I don't recall Sedaka doing, "You're Sixteen." :?

Rock, I say, to each his own . . . live and let live, and so on and so forth, whatever blows your skirt up, but . . .
I just think stainless steel is for building spray rigs and such, so I'll leave it in the shop near the welder thank you very much!

Lots of Sunshine here today Berty, Clear skies, fair and warmer all week. Predicting 84○ today, 90○ by Wednesday. 8-)

Time to get out and get rid of the old Farmers Tan lines, I reckon.

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Yep, that's how we roll,

Out Here Havin' Fun, In the Warm California Sun" according to "The Ramones," back in the Sixties.

[DangerousDi]

Retro: When you have a shirt and just get your arms tanned, we call that a farmers tan. Much better to not have those type of tan lines.

[DangerousDi]

Retro: Yes skin cancer is bad. I agree, but now there are wonder machines with air conditioners in them that you can harvest wheat and my dad never got to experience that. Just those hot days and dirty. Once in a while he would have one of the young men help with the bails and wow there was one that was drop dead gorgeous. I was only a teenager, but ghee.....My dad didn't die of cancer, but died of Lou Gherigh's (sp).

Wow, I didn't know where Red Neck came from, we never say Red Neck up north.

CountessFun: Congrats on your anniversary. I have been married to the same man for 38 years, wow, now that makes he so old to share that one.

[DangerousDi]

Retro: You made me laugh. Yeah kind of off the subject, ya mean to tell there is a topic here? I see songs is that the topic? I think you covered it with a little more about life.

[rockclimber]

Speaking of Music, I have been shocked recently to keep hearing two of my favorite groups on the top 20 radio here, Florence and the Machine and Mumford and Sons have both had tremendous play time for quite a while now, a shocker for me!

Check them out if you like? The better tracks are not the ones on the radio though, check em out! I still have Beady Bell's At Welding Bridge in my play list thanks to Iris and Veiia, LOL!

Of course any time a scantily clad female says anything, I pay attention...!

Just to reply to Skeetz from a few days ago, (I just felt a need to expand on my earlier comments and put it in perspective.)

I like all the contributors to post and feel good about the post they did. That takes a lot of gumption to put yourself out there and to hear comments about not liking whatever; well, that's a really great way to leave a bad taste in a lady's mouth and cause her to re-assess whether she will ever post again... That's my take. I remember when Iris and her sister posted and her sister has a lot of ink. The comments were degrading and cruel. Note we never saw her again either.

I happen to think some ink is a very cool thing, some piercings are stunning and some make up styles and hairstyles really look great! (Ok I love it waxed, I'll admit that. shaved, laser, IPL.... doesn't matter. Heels? You bet! Will I die if she doesn't do any of the above? Not at all! I bought some heels recently not any higher that any of the highest already owned and got the scold so I can relate to that scenerio with certainty. Honestly, none of it matters but how you feel about the other person and the relationship, or in the case of this place, the image and the artistic presentation. I like it in here with ya'll COFFers, its nice to have a place to have a little adult fun and conversations outside the norm.....

Anyways, check out these three groups and expand your harmonious rhythm palates!! Life is more than sustenance, its art, passion, emotion and sensation..... The spices make the meal indeed!

(Berty, quite the damned cigars before ya kill yourself, LOL! It IS a cool pic though.... Moderation Brotha, moderation!)

Beagle's Out!!!

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[Jbe]

Uhhhh, Rock... what's that about the heels? Did I miss something somewhere along the way? :?

It is a shame that VW (and other sites I'm sure) has to deal with the people that feel the need to make denigrating comments about contributors. I just don't understand the mentality of people that really feel it's ok to say things like that. But... I'm beating a dead horse here...

Grumps, as far as the Slim Jims for Berty.... I dunno. I'm sure England must have something similar. And if not, he can go the few miles to Scotland for some haggis. I think I'm gonna have to try that whilst over there.

[JerryCal]

Hello all. Just checking in. I see its cold from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico. Here farther out west its a lot warmer than normal and in my opinion its now commando season. The ladies are wearing light clothing and looking great as they seek the sunshine. I hope everyone participates in commando season.

[DangerousDi]

Not warm enough here, but it is amazing how people dress when it is 60. They think it is warm outside. When in truth the wind always blows, and it can carry a cold wind. It helps too if it is sunny can be warmer than when **** and same temp. I have only worn sandals once, because it was warm, but not since. BOOO HOOO

[DangerousDi]

Bad comments: I think they should the ones that leave bad comments.

[DangerousDi]

Oh boy that one I left didn't make sense at all. The ones that leave bad comments, s/b banned. There...better said.

[JerryCal]

I was just thinking a couple days ago that it is very nice around here without the hurtful insults from anonymous bashers. I think the folks here are great people and the women are beautiful. There aren't enough women in this world that are confident and sexy and feel comfortable putting a smile on my face and a strain on my zipper. The women here deserve compliments and encouragement. This is a welcome improvement that many wanted for years.

[rockclimber]

John,

Do we really need a reason to discuss nekkid beauties in heels??? Or in army boots for that matter LOL! I was just rambling on over how our own perceived preferences may not be what the women we like. Actually themselves prefer. My point was chill relax and enjoy the gift they give.... inked or not..... pierced or not.....what ever they offer I personally am grateful to receive..... Just me getting philosophical is all.....

PS Ormi is stunning in her latest contri IMO..,. That's what started the conversation......


Back to work for me now!;

[Jbe]

Rock, I was talking about the part where you said you bought some heels. Have you taken to wearing heels? Or are they for a lady friend? Or perhaps Winston is trying something different?!

I'm sooooooo confused.... :? :? :?

[DangerousDi]

Well I tried to post a picture and I can't, files are locked up. I counted and I have done 20 different sets of pictures in pink. Even thought I would have been late, I really wanted to post a picture. I will have to ask hubby and he is so very busy with several things. So we will see what he says.

[CountessFuntime]

Jaybird & I just got back from a quick trip to Vegas and wanted to share with you the hotel we were at. The Artisan Hotel is an adult only hotel and every room is decorated with a different theme artist. The Artisan would be a great place for a COFF rendezvous, we certainly had a great time.

[rockclimber]

ROFLMAO!

Naw Ace Greeley and Gene Simmons can keep the platforms thank you very much. These were a gift indeed. I will freely admit that I do very much like the way a woman wears a high heel. In fact I am a bit of a shoe hound if the pooch won't be jealous of my claim to hound status! Always have liked interesting styles and the change in fashions. I have quite a few pair of shoes and boots myself too. But the ladies definitely catch my eye when wearing something stylish or unusual high heeled or low. Sometimes a strsppy two inch heel in jeans can be just the right look too. But the point I was trying to make it isn't the wrapping that I find attractive its the inner mystery of a woman that draws me in again and again.... Photography is much the same..... its what the image makes you feel.... the emotion it elicited that brings me back and back again....

Here's to the beauties of VW and the scruffy men who adore the little things they do to make our steps more lively.... our laughter a bit richer and the day a bit sunnier...!

OK I'll shut up now!