[DangerousDi]

I am happy all of you that were here in the past, are finding your old friends. Have any of your ever met up?

[Jbe]

DD, to answer your question... some of us have met up. Berty and his wife "Rita" came over from England last year and stayed at my place for two weeks. I have a lady friend.."Beave" who used to post on this thread so they got to meet her. And while Berty was here we all went to Las Vegas and met Viscount and his bride Jaybird. Somewhere someone has a pic of all six of us in Las Vegas.

Let's see... I've talked with Skeeter on the phone but never met... I talk with Grumpy on the phone on occassion but we haven't actually met. I think that about does it.

Hi Lady T. Nice to see ya here.

Aware, I don't have any problem with you posting your comment as this isn't an exclusive thread. I also have heard similar info from another source.

[Jbe]

Rock, I can't see your Gallery pics. In fact I don't even see how to get to them by clicking on your profile. I saw that there is a place in the profiles for a Gallery but I haven't quite got it figured out. I'll keep looking.

[holliebaby]

Lady T., it is so good to hear from you again. And REALLY good to see you again. I love the pool table shot, that is so sexy. I think you have a cute tush!

Welcome Aware, we are always happy when new people post. This is a fun group, I can assure you of that. And they take care of the ladies here when some of the nasties come crawling out of the woodwork and insult models. It's nice to have friends!!

DD, I have never been lucky enough to meet any of the guys here. Maybe someday. I did meet Sassy, another model who used to be here, and that was a blast! We even documented it!!

Hi Rock, I understand what you mean about busy time of the year. Working 12 hour days pretty much every day for the last two weeks and will for the next month. For SOME reason I have picked up several new clients this year from out of the blue. I notice they look at me in a funny way. I wonder................

Anyway, its a fun place and its nice to see everyone coming back slowly but surely!!!

[DangerousDi]

JBE: Wow on the people you have met. Did anything interesting happen?

LadyT: Don't know you but hope to get to know you better. Nice pic.

[Jbe]

DD, if you are asking if we all had a wild orgy or something like that... no, nothing like that. I'd say that we are all just regular folks who happen to share a common interest of appreciating the human form in all it's sizes and shapes. I know some of us have discussed this before but a lot of us regulars come more for the cammaraderie than the naked pictures.

Hey Hollie, I'd come to Chi-town to get my taxes done by you... but I already have them done. :mrgreen:

[DangerousDi]

JBE I was thinking about things like pictures since you know you way around town and they didn't. Wondering if the lady teased you things like that. Glad you have fun people in your life.

[CountessFuntime]

There is a photo somewhere in this thread of Jaybird flanked by Berty and John. My favorite photo from that gathering is of Berty waltzing across ten lanes of traffic on Las Vegas Boulevard. I have several photos of various combinations of the group, but none of all six of us together. The group photo was taken on Berty's camera, I believe. It was by pure coincidence that a countryman of Berty's was on holiday and accommodated our request for the group shot.

Viscount

[DangerousDi]

CountFT: That was very interesting about your gathering. Nice pro pic.

[Jbe]

I just saw an article on the internet that Harry Reems, co-star of "Deep Throat" passed away on Tuesday. I never saw the movie being just maybe a little too young when it came out in 1972 but it certainly was notorious at the time.

[Jbe]

Left to right... Viscount, Beave, Berty, Jaybird, Jbe, Rita in Vegas.

[Paulbrx]

John, I hadn't heard that Harry died--a giant among men, you might say. Like you, I didn't see Deep Throat when it first came out; I think I rented it years later. For those of you who never saw it, the storyline (what little there was) revolved around a woman (played by Linda Lovelace) who couldn't enjoy sex. Later she discovered that she could be satisfied by giving men oral sex. The reason--her clitoris was in the back of her throat. :shock: Linda later claimed that she was forced to participate in the movie. Who knows?

I'm not sure why I remember all that. Perhaps the movie came out when I was young and impressionable! Uh oh, does that mean I'm a porn nerd? :ugeek:

[DangerousDi]

JBE: I have a friend we have never met, but we met at a party site and now we call each other. It is just like we have always known each other. That is so strange and interesting. We call each other and talk as if we lived next door.

Thanks for showing the picture of Vegas. Okay tell about personalities. Who is the kidder, who is shy, etc.

[Jbe]

DD... so you want to know about personalities... Well... Rita is pretty quiet but she occassionaly cuts loose with a bawdy comment :o ... Me- I dunno. I'm just me. I try to generally be respectful of people but I am a bit of a smart ass after I've gotten to know a person. Berty is... well.. he's Berty. He's Mr. Social Butterfly and is not in the least bit shy. Just check out his t-shirt. :lol: Beave- well, I've known her for many years and she is also very friendly and social and she can also be a smart ass. Viscount submits some really good and twisted jokes but I don't know he and Jaybird all that well. I kinda get the impression that Jaybird is called that cuz she sometimes likes to be "naked as a" on the beach. :shock: But I could be wrong.

Anyway, that is my take on it. If anybody wants to add to it, please feel free.

Paul... a porn nerd? It could be. :lol: :lol:

[DangerousDi]

JBE: thank for sharing

[Jbe]

Hey Grump, it's not that Berty talks fast... it's that you listen slow. :lol:

[Jbe]

Grumps, it might work with me... but I'm not sure if it will work with the Bertster. :lol: He speaks English and we speak Amerikun.

[CountessFuntime]

JBE: I have a friend we have never met, but we met at a party site and now we call each other. It is just like we have always known each other. That is so strange and interesting. We call each other and talk as if we lived next door.

Thanks for showing the picture of Vegas. Okay tell about personalities. Who is the kidder, who is shy, etc.

DDi...Our screen name comes from Jaybird being the funtime girl for me, Viscount. She is my Countess. Jaybird will post about 5% of our posts. We made a few connections when we discovered the original VW and Jaybird chats with several of them on YIM, she is a popular woman. It might be evident that we like to go skinny dipping and have discovered that it fun to have friends join us.

I do have an affinity for twisted humor and the Groaner Jokes is a favorite hangout for me. I enjoy the sense of community that is the COFF group. Jaybird and I had a great time in Vegas with the group and would be excited to join any future meetups.

[Jbe]

Well, Grumpy, it might work. :?

Well, now I know the story behind Jaybird and Viscount's names.

I guess the RC side has periodic meet and greets but I don't recall hearing about any for the free side... except those privately arranged. But it was fun in Las Vegas.

[DangerousDi]

CountFG: Boy I am getting really mixed up who is who any more, with you all having different names. But I like you all no matter who you call yourself. LOL :lol:

[DangerousDi]

Retro: Nope I don't mean your uses name now, but your past ones. Seems like all the gang changed when VW changed and I obviously wasn't in the group. So trying to figure out who is who from the past user name to present. Like you are Grumpy right? Then CountessFG her past user name Jaybird. Viscount etc. Like how many more your have changed your user names? Is my point.

Not a senior moment. Sometime the gang talk to each other in the past user name and I am going, who is who. Now maybe my mind just wrap around all that.

[Jbe]

DD, actually there hasn't been much of a change in user names since the hijack/crash. Let me try and help you out... and I hope I'm not stepping on any toes.

327retro= Grumpy, Grumps, Grumpmeister, Grumpster or any other derivative we can come up with
Countess Funtime= Viscount is the male half and Jaybird is the female half
Berty007= Berty, Mr British Super Spy, Bertster
ICU= Bob
Jbe= John
Coffjr= jr
Rockclimber= Rock, Winston's human
Skeetz= Skeeter, Honeybuns and I think there was another one
Holliebaby= Hollie
Thumper= Thumper
Lady T= Lady Thumps, Tng Hardwood, Thumper's Sexier Half
Trinity= Trinity
Paulbrx= Paul, Doc Paul
LisaJane= LisaJane, LJ
Jewels= Jewels
Honora= Honora, Lil Red, Miss H
Mandadees= Manda
CDL= Chuck
Winston= Rock's beagle
Flash= Paul's cat
Waldo= Jbe's stuffed dawg and resident boozehound
Countrygal= Countrygal, CG
Freddie= Freddie

Sorry if I forgot anybody. It wasn't intentional.

[DangerousDi]

JBE/John: Thanks hun for the list that will help me a lot. Feeling sick that I almost fall asleep writing this. Take care and have FUN.

[Jbe]

So I was doing my usual morning perusal of the internet and found an article about men's preferences for women's hair color. Check it out... Gentlemen prefer... brunettes.

Like anything else, everybody has their own preferences and we certainly have seen the gamut of hair color at this site. At one time the COFFette's for the most part were red-heads and we certainly had/have some HOT red-heads... Jewels, Honora, Manda, Lady T, Jaybird, April Skyz (for a short time), LisaJane, and then from a while back there was Cinnamonspice and Tanya Redheaded Minx.

So that got me thinking about all the ladies that have come and gone in my life that I have had intimate realtionships with... and the majority have been brunettes or black hair. There were a couple of blondes in there... but never any red-heads- except in my dreams. :?

Anywayze... that is just a random thought that was roaming the empty space between my ears. :lol:

[Coffjr]

John - think back on the women I've dated - most of them were also brunettes with brown eyes. But unlike you, I did date a red head - and yes, she had lots of fire but too many problems for me at the time. Married and divorced a blonde with green eyes. But I have to admit, my biggest love was a blue eyed brunette.

[freddie]

Hey John, guess I'm not familiar with most of the red heads you listed buy don't forget about CG. Country Gal is the prettiest, most stubborn and down to earth Ginger I have ever known. She is one-in-a-million for sure.

[Paulbrx]

Hello all,

Been gone a few days; moved from one apt into another this week. Man am I tired! My Mrs. is already in bed--asleep, not waiting for me.

Hey Grumpy, I was going back over this thread and I saw your pixies--woo hoo, nothing better than watching some girl-on girl pixie action! Thanks!!

Flash has really been traumatized by the move. He spends most of his time under my son's bed hiding. Last night for the first time he ventured downstairs. Maybe I should spike his water with gin and loosen him up a bit.

G'night!

[Jbe]

Freddie, thanks for the reminder. It wasn't an intentional slight. Those ladies I mentioned had been around BC (before crash) and some of them have not returned or have made very few visits. But they were all regular visitors and/or contributors. Those that come around more often are more likely to be remembered... at least that is how it works with me. But you are right about CG. Well, at least to the pretty and ginger part. Perhaps you can nudge her to come aorund the Town Hall more often.

Hey, Paul. Nice to see you. Poor Flash. He and Meow should commiserate. When Berty and Rita were over here last year Meow hardly ever came out from under the bed. Cats are funny in that if the slightest thing is changed in their routine and "territory" they do freak out. Maybe you can slip him some Valium or something.

A blue eyed brunette, huh, jr? Sounds intriguing. Hey, Hollie is a brunette with lovely blue eyes. My last LTR was a brunette with gray eyes.

Yeah, Grump, you are the ODD man out. LOL It is funny how we all have our own preferences. I still wonder what Sugar saw in you. Sorry, that was a cheap shot. A cheap shot in return is allowed. :?

[Coffjr]

Yes John, the blue eyes does it to me every time. I also briefly dated a blue eyed blonde - thought I died and went to heaven. You are so right about Hollie, very beautiful blue eyes along with one very sexy body.

Cats - I'm a dog person. You go away, they wait by the door and are very happy when you get home. No freaking out under a bed.

I think Sugar keeps sticking around because Grump doesn't age any. :lol: Grumpy, you're a good guy but I won't spread it around - don't want to change your image.

[Jbe]

jr, you are probably right about why Sugar keeps Grumpy around. She thinks she always has a young stud! :? :lol:

Yeah, cats do freak out... but you only have to pay attention to them when THEY want the attention.

About Hollie.... oh YEAH!! Maybe next year I'll go to ChiTown to get my taxes done! :mrgreen:

[Skeetz]

Damn! I take a couple days off for gainful employment and look what's happened.

Paul and John, talkin' 'bout traumatized pussies, Grumpy's goin' geriatric, (as if . . . )
Freddie's stickin' up for CG, (good call Bud,) and Jr's ruminating about his Blond and Blue Ex.

What's the place comin' too? It's enough to give pause to this old geezer.

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I'm reminded of my first wife, and her three sisters, all very different. A green eyed redhead, a green eyed blond, a blue eyed brunnette, and the youngest was a brown eyed brunette. I took all four of them out together a couple of times, that's probably what caused me to age prematurely. But, in the words of the immortal Arte Johnson . . .
"Very Interesting!" Hey, variety is the spice of life, right?

The redhead was too short, the two brunnettes where too young, and the "Honey Blond," kept chasing me till I caught her. I've always been a sucker for long blond hair anyway.
Pass the Geritol, will ya' Grump? I'm "plum tuckered," just thinking about it all.

Happy Easter Everyone!

[LadyT]

Happy Easter everyone

Even though we haven't got on the boards much, we still think of all of you. Life just gets in the way sometimes.

A bunch of emails went out...hope I didn't miss anyone

Thump sends his best.



Be well, everyone!

[rockclimber]

Hey! What they said!! Happy Easter!!!


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[DangerousDi]

Hope the bunny cummes, Happy Easter everyone.

[Thinker]

The bunny didn't come here, but the Easter Snake did.

[CountessFuntime]

Happy Easter from the desert. Jaybird & I are watching hot air balloons rising into the sky while having french toast. Heading out for a hike in the red rocks in a bit. Have a great day everyone.

[Jbe]

Hey Lady T, nice to see ya... so to speak. Give Thumps a pat on the ass for me. :? :lol:

Easter snake, Thinker? That's a new one! :lol: :lol:

Viscount, did you take your camera on that hike? Any pics of Jaybird posing on some of that red rock?

Hey Grumps, how did that Geritol work for ya? :shock:

[mandadees]

Hey everyone!

I just left a few comments and wanted to pop into the town hall and say hi!

I have missed our good times here soon much but with working and all I just haven't gotten to it or learned my way around.

I even forgot I registered and had a little creep out until I realized I already took my own user name lol!!!!

Anyway you all have been missed, I hope to come say hi more often though, promise!

PS. Thank you all for your notes, I promise to reply to each one soon.

Xoxo. M

[Jbe]

Well.... whaddya know! Lookee who showed her smiling face! Manda, it's so nice to see you here again! You have been sorely missed. The Trio of Trouble are complete! And I see you figured out how to post a propic! It is a good one! :mrgreen: Love that.... :? smile.

Grumps, I wonder about you sometimes. Whatchu got growing out in the woods?

[mandadees]

I figured it out woo hoo! Finally cuz I am sooo tired! nite everyone!

[mandadees]

Awe I missed you John! xoxo

[Skeetz]

Manda, Sweetheart, I just caught your post in the almost forgotten SMC thread and here you are again.
Wow! A double shot of Manda's double, uhhh . . . shot. How sweet it is!

Welcome back, with a Big Warm ((((Hug)))) Gorgeous!

[Jbe]

Soooo Berty... what is "warming up"? Is it above freezing yet? :? :lol:

Love the cheeky shot, Rita! :mrgreen:

I had forgot the SMC thread was over in the General Discussion. I do believe it needs to be re-started or moved over here.

[Skeetz]

Soooo . . . is that "Cheeky," shot of Rita a depiction of her changing into warm weather attire?
Or . . . her contribution toward warming the weather, hmmmm?

(*Waving at Rita*) Good to see ya' Sweet Cheeks!

[holliebaby]

Hey Rita, I LOVE the picture! Blue looks great on you!!

[DangerousDi]

Great pro pic Manadees. Do you post your pictures or just use the boards? I don't recall ever seeing your name before.

[Jbe]

Sorry, Grumpmeister. Didn't meant to hurt your feelers. What I meant was that due to your tender years I figured you had never heard of Three Dog Night... except perhaps in the historical archives. :? :? :? :lol:

Berty, that's good to hear it is warming up in Blighty. 42°? Jeeeezzz... that ought to be shorts and t-shirt weather for you. :lol:

[honora]

Boo!

I was just reading up on all I have missed since my last visit! Hope everyone is doing well I have been working my ass off lately, and my work / sleep schedule is a bit of a mess. Glad to see Manda, my partner in crime say hello! Soooo nice to see Lady T, Thumps and Hollie too. Love reading all your posts....xoxo

[honora]

Grumpy, yes our schedules will meet sooner than later! Some of your posts by the way have been very insightful.


Tell Sugar hello for me?! xoxo

[Jewels]

Hi folks! Yes, yes, I know...it's been a while. (In fact when I logged in just now it said my last post was on August 28, 2012!!) So much has been going on in my world, especially with all the health issues, but I'm happy to report that I'm seeing great results right now.

I'm also pleased to see that our little lifeboat didn't sink back in those 'troubled waters' days, and that's because of the great effort you've all been doing to keep the COFF Gang up and running. I see we've also gained a few new members, so welcome to you all.

Honora, it's great to see you back too (now I don't feel quite so bad at being away for so long.)

And can it be true? Is Manda going to be reopening the Sunday Morning Cafe? I hope so. Make sure there's a pot of tea brewing alongside the coffee though. You know what we Brits are like with our morning cuppa!

I have so much catching up to do around here, so will have to put my reading glasses on and get busy. It feels good to be back...