[johnforbes]

Reality is real.

The fabulous Forbes is real, and fabulous, and really fabulous, and fabulously real.

[Clownkicker]

Why is johnforbes trying to convince us that he is Liberace reincarnated?

I don't think reincarnation is real.

I could be wrong, of course. There's a case to be made here...

[johnforbes]

There is Carnation milk.

If you get out another, re-Carnation.