[johnforbes]

Given the slide in the stock market, Mr Forbes has entered his carriage house and gotten out his cardboard boxes.

These have been sprayed for waterproofing, and were duct-taped together to make excellent housing down by the river during market collapses.

Now, as to the tariff chaos, there is really only one person who could help.

As usual, Mr Forbes is bipartisan and constructive.

This person has the education (Hoya, Yale Law) and experience (Burisma, private investing).

Also, this person is a sensitive, artistic soul who can bridge the gap between the cerebral world of business finance and the pragmatic selections essential to choosing the best incall escorts to summon to the motel room.

In short: Tariff Czar Hunter...