[johnforbes]

It has been, on average, 8 degrees cold F this winter.

Japan has experienced record snowfall.

Inasmuch as the taut, tan, muscular fingers of the fabulous Forbes are unable to type efficiently in this brutal cold, all Global Warming threads have been suspended until Spring.

[Clownkicker]

johnforbes will be glad to know that the hold has officially been removed on all global warming threads because of the current 'brutal winter heat' causing much of the country to be 20 degrees above normal for this time of year.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Let's see if the "taut, tan, muscular, effeminate fingers" of the board's Prancing Nancy can type yet. Only a real pussy can't type in 59 degree weather.

We look forward to his science-backed insights into the disturbing yet predicted temperature extremes within the hottest decade on record that the earth has experienced.

[johnforbes]

Only Mercator has done more projecting than Clowntoker.

In most of the US, the average temp this winter is 8 F higher than last winter.

Although this is a brief period given the stretch of human habitation on this planet, the major weather scientists have declared this a clear sign of imminent Global Cooling.

Having typed that much, the taut and tan fingers of Forbes have become almost as stiff as Bill Cinton near a new intern.

[Clownkicker]

"In most of the US, the average temp this winter is 8 F higher than last winter.
"...the major weather scientists have declared this a clear sign of imminent Global Cooling.."-johnflubs

So now johnforbes is saying that higher average temperatures are not a sign of global warming, but instead indicate global cooling.

Dishonestjohn literally just said that "Up is down."

Excuse me while I mop up the milk I just snorted out of my nose.


According to recent data, the average global temperature for January 2025 was the warmest on record, marking a new milestone in global climate records, with the average surface temperature being significantly above the 20th-century average, even occurring during a La Niña phase which typically leads to cooler temperatures.

Sounds like global warming to me, dummy.

[johnforbes]

Cold? No, I can't believe your heart is colddddddddddddddddddd