[johnforbes]

Mr Forbes has just returned from a hiking and camping trip to the wilds of Canada.

Although his supple sinews are are glistening in the autumn afternoon, Mr Forbes has been away from electricity and thus not exposed to news media.

Anything new going on in the news that he should know about?

[Clownkicker]

Nope, nothing new here.

You are still starting the same old irrelevant threads on moronic topics that you have always started here.

You are still refusing to provide any evidence to back up any of your 'arguments' and you still refuse to answer any questions put to you about your lies because you are an impotent pussy.

And we can still count on you to sing "Y-M-C-A" like a good patron of those Frisco bath houses of your youth and to (as you say) "bring up the rear" on all threads.

So like I said-- nothing new here. We can always count on you to be the same ignorant partisan douche bag that you have always been.

Why? What did you think might have changed around here?

[brandon]

Yes, you’ve missed a great deal while you were away. In an historic and totally unexpected event Mr. Trump was re-elected as President. Already my sources are telling me that the Fourth Reich is upon us and beginning to activate. It seems to be starting with reports of Amish militias blocking roads looking for agriculture agents who stopped them from selling raw milk. Followed by the Presbyterians setting up armed road blocks to capture transgenders / transformers to be sent off to extermination camps. And, in an unbelievable occurrence real UFO’s full of Caucasian alien NAZIS from outer space have been helping the bitter, deplorable, clinger, garbage, fascist White supremacists round up suburban liberal lesbians and Karens to be placed in FEMA camps with minorities. Also it’s being reported that the Obamas have fled the country, probably to somewhere without an extradition treaty. And Trump really is Hitler/Ceasar. Crazy I know.

[sillydaddy]

So, reports say that more women voted for Trump this time than they did the last election...
So, Jim Acosta of CNN asked one lady, "Why did women vote against their own interests?"

[Clownkicker]

I'm still trying to figure out why so many REPUBLICANS voted against their own interests.

[johnforbes]

Just this week, as Mr Forbes was using a new calculator to add up a few things on his portfolio, the rapidly advancing numbers burned up the calculator.

Then, of course, Hamas said it wanted peace.

The EU said it wanted to buy energy from the US, not Russia.

Mexico dispersed another caravan of illegal aliens.

In other news, Mr Forbes returned -- rested and tanned -- to this fine forum.

[Clownkicker]

Does anyone else wonder what fruity Canadian resorts johnforbes is frequenting in order to return "rested and tanned"?

johnny told us he was camping in Canada, but Canada is rainy and snowy this time of year, so he certainly wasn't lying out in the sun. Oh, my mistake, he WAS lying (as he always does) but he certainly wasn't sunbathing in order to get his tan. Perhaps he gets his tan the way Trump does--with spray on chemicals.

It's most likely that johnny was simply using the tanning beds at the local "Y-M-C-A" just so he could keep in touch with other flaming Trump Log Cabin Republicans.

[johnforbes]

Mr Forbes naturally avails himself of passive solar while camping.

Surely Clowntoker approves of the "green" nature of Mr Forbes' visits to Nature?

The only thing missing was Internet access, so the World Wide Interwebs were deprived of the worthy contributions of Forbes for a few days as his massive forebrain basked in the mountain calm.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^ See what he does when he's caught in yet another lie?

He starts the johnforbes shuck and jive to snow the typical dimwitted Republican with bullshit.

But he was still caught lying, snow job or Trump blow job.

[johnforbes]

All over the world, ski resorts have sun decks (often protected from wind and cold by glass) for tanning.

Even as long ago as the original Ian Fleming novels, there were references to tanning at alpine resorts.

[Clownkicker]

"Mr Forbes has just returned from a hiking and camping trip to the wilds of Canada."-johnflubs

So now we all know how johnforbes goes "camping"

He goes to a fancy resort and really roughs it in a manly fashion in the glassed in sun decks.

Of course johnny might not be lying about this. He could just mean he's putting on a campy show at the resorts with one of his his regular drag performances.

And the "hiking" part of it? My guess is he's hiking up his dress to entice the boys at the ski resort.

[johnforbes]

Partly yes, but partly no.

Yes, the "base" for the expedition was a fancy resort.

But the hiking and camping proceeded from that base.

[Clownkicker]

Yes, we know, johnny.

First you arrived at the resort. You then "proceeded" to the resort's cabaret and did your famous drag routine, "camping" it up and "hiking" your dress. One can only imagine how "base" it can get when you're involved.

We don't need to hear any more.
Really, feel free to spare us any further recounting of your flaming vacation escapades.

[johnforbes]

No, Clowntoker is embarked upon some fantasy from his depraved days in the swishy salons of sordid Sanfran.