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Asked what he and Bill Clinton talked about on the golf course, Vernon Jordan responded:

"We talk pussy."

Just in case...


Donald Trump: You know and I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach.

Unknown: She used to be great. She's still very beautiful.

Trump: I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it.

Trump: I did try and fuck her. She was married.

Unknown: That's huge news.

Trump: No, no, Nancy. No this was — and I moved on her very heavily, in fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I took her out furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there, and she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look.

Bush: Sheesh, your girl's hot as shit. In the purple.

Various: Whoa! Yes! Whoa!

Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!

Trump: Look at you. You are a pussy.

Trump: Maybe it's a different one.

Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it's her. It's —

Trump: Yeah, that's her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Bush: Yeah those legs, all I can see is the legs.

Trump: Oh, it looks good.

Bush: Come on, shorty.

Trump: Oh, nice legs, huh?

Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that's good legs. Go ahead.

Trump: It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?

Bush: Down below. Pull the handle.

Trump: Hello, how are you, hi.

Arianne Zucker: Hi Mr. Trump. How are you?

Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?

Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?

Zucker: I'm doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?

Trump: We're ready, let's go. Make me a soap star.

Bush: How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.

Zucker: Would you like a little hug, darling?

Trump: Absolutely. Melania said this was OK.

Bush: How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus. Here we go. Excellent. Well you've got a nice co-star here.

Trump: Good. After you.

Trump: Come on, Billy, don't be shy.

Bush: Soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens.

Zucker: I'm sorry, come here.

Bush: Let the little guy in here, come on.

Zucker: Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now? Better? I should actually be in the middle.

Bush: It's hard to walk next to a guy like this. Yeah, you get in the middle. There we go.

Trump: Good. That's better.

Zucker: This is much better. This is —

Trump: That's better.

Bush: Now, if you had to choose honestly between one of us. Me or the Donald?

Trump: I don't know, that's tough competition.

Zucker: That's some pressure right there.

Bush: Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date.

Zucker: I have to take the Fifth on that one. Yep, I'll take both.

Trump: Which way?

Zucker: Make a right. Here we go.

Bush: Here he goes. I'm gonna leave you here. Give me my microphone.

Trump: OK. OK. Oh, you're finished?

Bush: You're my man. Yeah.

Trump: Oh, good.

Bush: I'm gonna go do our show.

Zucker: Oh, you want to reset? OK.

Surely Grog played college football or basketball, or played in high school?

Surely Grog is enough a man of the world that he has heard locker room talk before and isn't shocked at it?

Surely johnforbes understands that Vernon Jordan is not actually Bill Clinton.

Surely johnforbes understands there is a difference between "talking pussy" and "talking about being entitled to grope and sexually assault women and brag about trying to fuck married women who aren't your THIRD wife."

See a difference, johnny? Did you run this one past your wife yet?

No, I didn't think so.

If your wife knew that you condoned such attitudes and ideas you would be moving out to the garage until the divorce papers came through.

Obviously, as a Trump Deplorable, Forbes is simply neither intellectually nor morally equipped to distinguish between locker room talk and boasting about committing sexual assault.

That's why he and millions of other deplorables are voting Trump!

Libtards aren't intellectually nor morally equipped to distinguish between just locker room talk and committing sexual assault. Trump said the women want it and allow it, the lucky bastard, he da man if what he said is really true!

B-I-N-G-O!

Another Trump Deplorable jumps in to state his deplorable certainty that women want to be groped and assaulted.

RealTool, either you believe what Trump said, that he admitted to committing multiple crimes as well as disrespecting his third set of marriage vows, or you don't believe what he said and it's just "locker room talk" and you believe Trump has all the emotional and social maturity of a teenager.


As we see here, johnforbes believes Trump has the maturity of a bragging high school boy in a locker room.

What do you believe, Tool? Is Trump an admitted criminal or a just a child?

The women flocked to him at the age of 60 and let him to do what he wanted, really makes you guys jealous. Love watching you guys fall apart over Trump's success with women.

So you're going with the multiple sexual assaults.

I think so too, Tool.
Good to see you don't actually believe it is just "locker room talk" after all, but actual confessions of actual crimes.

But johnforbes could still make a strong case for his belief that Trump just a big child.

Keep searching for the bottom, JustFreedManIntrepidMe. But then, with Trump, there may be no bottom.

Maybe at the debate tomorrow he'll thrill you deplorable people by trying to grab Hillary's female-unit, instead of the usual handshake, so he can get control of her and because he and you deplorables are sure that's what she and all women want.

Yo, Grog....You got mail.

No, I'll have to vote Trump because he is not Hillary.

A third Obama term would destroy any greatness left in America, and that's what Hillary promises.

You teatards don't realize it, but you're the reason that America is no longer "great".

New Trump (and Clinton!) Revelations Make Airtight Case for More Options for President......

http://tinyurl.com/jjavjl4

We're fucked, USA.....

What I would give to see Hillary offer Trump some tic tacs at the debate tomorrow night...

LMFAO!!!

:lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

Thanks, Dog. Maybe sometime in the future.

Any time.

PS....You were there very briefly earlier today. LOL

Unemployment is not 5 percent, as the news says, but the U-6 is 9.7 percent.

We are closing on 20 trillion in debt.

GDP growth is pathetic, and Obama will be the first president to close out 8 years with so little growth.

Hillary said she wants "open borders and open trade"; both would be horrible mistakes.

Lies about Benghazi, lies about Lois Lerner, lies about email, Hillary's tsunami of lies never ends.

The debt is owned by the Cheney/Bush Presidency.

The GDP is a result of using (and using up) natural resources. The Earth does have a carrying capacity, and I believe that we have far exceeded that. We are on borrowed time, and will probably never regain our lost productivity.

Your bullshit about "Hillary's lies" is just fucking hilarious, given the craziness of Trump and the other republican contenders. What is also hilarious is that you pretend that you actually believe all the bullshit that you spew.

The debt is owned by the Cheney/Bush Presidency.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey. Isn't this thread supposed to be talking about grabbing pussy? I think I saw something about that recently:


Donald Trump: You know and I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach.

Unknown: She used to be great. She's still very beautiful.

Trump: I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it.

Trump: I did try and fuck her. She was married.

Unknown: That's huge news.

Trump: No, no, Nancy. No this was — and I moved on her very heavily, in fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I took her out furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there, and she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look.

Bush: Sheesh, your girl's hot as shit. In the purple.

Various: Whoa! Yes! Whoa!

Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!

Trump: Look at you. You are a pussy.

Trump: Maybe it's a different one.

Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it's her. It's —

Trump: Yeah, that's her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Bush: Yeah those legs, all I can see is the legs.

Trump: Oh, it looks good.

Bush: Come on, shorty.

Trump: Oh, nice legs, huh?

Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that's good legs. Go ahead.

Trump: It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?

Bush: Down below. Pull the handle.

Trump: Hello, how are you, hi.

Arianne Zucker: Hi Mr. Trump. How are you?

Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?

Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?

Zucker: I'm doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?

Trump: We're ready, let's go. Make me a soap star.

Bush: How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.

Zucker: Would you like a little hug, darling?

Trump: Absolutely. Melania said this was OK.

Bush: How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus. Here we go. Excellent. Well you've got a nice co-star here.

Trump: Good. After you.

Trump: Come on, Billy, don't be shy.

Bush: Soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens.

Zucker: I'm sorry, come here.

Bush: Let the little guy in here, come on.

Zucker: Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now? Better? I should actually be in the middle.

Bush: It's hard to walk next to a guy like this. Yeah, you get in the middle. There we go.

Trump: Good. That's better.

Zucker: This is much better. This is —

Trump: That's better.

Bush: Now, if you had to choose honestly between one of us. Me or the Donald?

Trump: I don't know, that's tough competition.

Zucker: That's some pressure right there.

Bush: Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date.

Zucker: I have to take the Fifth on that one. Yep, I'll take both.

Trump: Which way?

Zucker: Make a right. Here we go.

Bush: Here he goes. I'm gonna leave you here. Give me my microphone.

Trump: OK. OK. Oh, you're finished?

Bush: You're my man. Yeah.

Trump: Oh, good.

Bush: I'm gonna go do our show.

Zucker: Oh, you want to reset? OK.

Grog is jealous.

Grog, being a wimpy little girly man from the vast wasteland of the frozen tundra of North Mexico has never been in a locker room (despite having been stuffed in several lockers during his time at school), a construction site (although leering at construction workers is a favorite pass time), or a military barracks, so he has no idea of how men talk. Being a Canuck does not help in the manliness department either. To imagine Grog think of the hapless Jew Howard Walowitz from The Big Bang Theory. That's him, creepy, got no game with girls (especially hot shiksas), and hung up with his mother, Howard/Grog/Malcolm.

Now Grog Von und zu Groggenveldtstein thinks he has a winner with Trump's latest gaffe and is beating it to death.

We wish him luck in his latest fool's errand and hope Molson keeps brewing the beer necessary to ease the pain of his upcoming disappointment.

But Tori still gets a chuckle when she reflects on how she made an epic fool out of Grog and his fellow love stricken dupes. Especially when she deposits the checks Grog sends her for the skid marked cotten Jockey For Her panties she sells for the low, low price of $49.95 U.S., not that cannuckistanian funny money printed on surplus comic book pages and suitable for use as toilet paper, eh?

Maybe someone read that.

I didn't.

But thanks for caring enough to spend that much time typing. :lol:

If China can post consistently higher GDP growth, America can too.

Today, 94 million Americans are out of the labor force, so the country is just idling.

It is insane to keep in 12 million illegals, plus hundreds of thousands of uncheckable Syrians, when our own natives have a 9.7 percent U-6 real unemployment rate.

Trump is hardly a perfect candidate, but Hillary has a 40=year record of lies and corruption, and the damage she would cause would really ruin anything which remains of American greatness.

What you see in Europe -- stagnant GDP growth, high taxes, socialism, unassimilated immigrants -- is what Hillary wants for us.

Forbes, in the event Hillary wins, will you be joining your fellow Trump deplorables as you people try to get Texas to secede so you you folks can form your own nation?

No.

Nunavut.

Just as you want to be in Paris in April, and Monaco in May for the race, nothing beat February in Canada.

But if you help found the Republic of Texas as a founding father... That could be something great.

Think of it: No taxes. No government. No laws except the law of the gun. Conservative paradise.

Too hot a climate, although I do have friends in Canyon.

Too hot? Just think of how skimpy your wardrobe could be.

Unlike Grog, the rest of us here are not gay.

I'm not gay. I'm trying to help you leap or prance out of the closet. You're the only person, anywhere, who believes you've managed to keep your gayness hidden.

Why don't you check out the log cabin Republicans
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Good luck!

Grog, nobody is condemning you for being gay.

I'm not condemning you for your homosexuality.

You're the way God made you, and you do a disrespectful disservice to God by thinking you're hiding it.

Get with those Log Cabin folks. They'll help you come out and accept yourself.

I have no religious beliefs.

Still, out of basic decency, I don't condemn Grog for being a preening pansy.

Just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean He doesn't believe in you. He wants you to be the real you.

Leap out of your closet and embrace your true, flamingly gay self.

If your narrow minded conservative friends don't embrace you (maybe even give you a Trumpesque groping) then they aren't your friends.

I refuse to condemn Grog for being a preening pansy.

Nobody here condemns Grog for his glaring, gross, gregarious gayness.

Just focus on your own coming out party, Forbes.

I refuse to condemn Grog for being a preening pansy.

Nobody here condemns Grog for his glaring, gross, gregarious gayness.