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I'm guessing...

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:53 pm
by Intrepid
Running LapDogshitzilla is hiding out from the hurricane hunkered down under his single wide fighting off the coons, skunks and snakes and hoping the wind doesnt distribute his "questionable" porn collection around whatever will be left of the trailer park.

And AssClown Loser unLucky Tool has been wheeled out of the home to a nearby shelter where he is just a ray of fvcking sunshine to the other residents as he calls them morons, tools etc, talks amout their handlers and wishes for emoticons to spray around

Re: I'm guessing...

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 7:41 pm
by Dogzilla
I love your new dance routine.

Re: I'm guessing...

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:02 pm
by Clownkicker
Dog, his constant whining and mewling and begging for attention is not a new routine for Loser Boy Insipid.
He has started threads begging for attention several times in the past when he felt that all-too-common empty feeling inside.

He's like a dog that's insecure unless his master hits him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper every half hour or so, and then he licks his master's boot in gratitude.
Insipid's life is meaningless to him if we aren't rubbing his nose in his own waste.

Re: I'm guessing...

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:12 pm
by Intrepid
Where's my emoticons bitch?

Enjoying the hurricane?
Set the brakes on your chair if they wheel you outside.

Re: I'm guessing...

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:23 pm
by Clownkicker
See? It always lifts Insipid's spirits when you wipe up his feces with his face.

His begging is reduced to merely pleading for more emoticons this time.
But that chronic lonely feeling that haunts him dissipates and he's once again dancing for me like a grateful mutt.
(No offense, Dog)

Still, as entertaining as your dancing is, Loser Boy, I'm sure you can do better.
That didn't rise to the level of full-blown igno-rant.
Let's see you try again, Punk Ass Bitch Loser Boy...with verve this time!
That's an order!

(I'll throw him a bone to make him feel gratifyingly humiliated)--- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: I'm guessing...

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:01 am
by Malcolm
The trepid one is a mere porch dog.......

Re: I'm guessing...

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:55 am
by Dogzilla
Yep! That's him alright.