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Last night on the Jimmy Kimmel show she cracked open a jar of pickles.

Trump might as well call it off.
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
We tried, but how can you counter a move like that?

The funniest thing I've ever seen. She turned it the wrong way and it still opened.

Well, now we know why RealTool's wife goes elsewhere to get a real man to open her jars.
Tool doesn't know clockwise from counterclockwise. :lol:

She opened it correctly, dummy.

Just more made up stupid shit from the Tool Twins.
Loser Boy Insipid hasn't opened a pickle jar by himself in ten years. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RealTool NEVER has apparently.

Is this one of the qualifications for President, she keeps talking about? :lol: :lol:

As Orsen Welles said, "We will sell no brine before its time."

The question is: Did she shit her Depends before or after the lid came loose? That expression on her face says there was a little "Whoopsie" there.

So...what is Bubba doing with his other hand in this photo? :lol: :lol:

As others have noted, that's not how that sort of jar opens.

You apply pressure and there's a pop because they are sealed.

So they literally had to fake a jar opening scene to help HIllary.

Honstly, johnny, not you too. :lol:

She DID push down on it and she DID turn it the right way, and you couldn't hear a pop because people were laughing and the microphone wasn't on it.

But what supersedes all the partisan propaganda you humorless clowns can dream up is that IT WAS A JOKE, you stupid fuckers.
Opening a jar does very little to demonstrate someone's health whether the jar was rigged or not.
It wasn't, but who cares?
You're actually here ANALYZING HOW JARS OPEN to discredit Hillary instead of laugh at Kimmel. :lol:
IT'S A JOKE, dimwits. Criminy...

If you Righties would come up with some humor shows of your own to watch, you might slowly come to understand the concept.
Sure, Breitbart's website is like reading The Onion, but none of you seem to get it. :lol:

No, she didn't push down on it.

What she did was try to pretend she was opening it, but her fingers moved around the lid.

This is how sad things have become, where everything linked to Hillary is either fake or corrupt.

That's just untrue, johnny. Whether or not the lid was pre-loosened, she opened the jar correctly as though it wasn't.

Trust me, I know.
Sure, your wife has to open the pickle jars at your house, so you wouldn't know, but I've opened quite a few pickle jars in my life. :lol:

Clowntoker is in quite a pickle on this one.

Things have becomes so dire for the pantsuited criminal that even opening a simple jar has to be staged and faked for her.

Now Fox Nation and Trumpland are consumed with a jar-opening conspiracy.

No wonder you people nominated Trump. :lol:

I found that remark jarring.

No doubt, and a conspiracy unto itself. :lol:

If Grog could put a lid on it, this entire thread would be less jarring.