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Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's speech

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:59 am
by RealJustme
CNN- We have yet to ascertain why the liberals are passing gas -- but the mass flatulence is expected to happen just moments before Hillary Clinton's acceptance speech.

U.S. News reports heavy containers laden with beans – both dry and canned – have already been shipped to the City of Brotherly Love. They plan to feast on a variety of selections – including navy, pinto, baked and lima (which emits a rather noxious fume).

“It shows the level of absolute disgust that we’re at – we think we’re going to remember 2016 as the year we begin to bury the two corporate political parties,” Cheri Honkala told U.S. News.

At the appointed hour, the protesters will corporately pass gas – both inside and outside the Wells Fargo Arena. And that has drawn a word of warning from meteorologists.

An RNC spokeswoman asked the group to reconsider since thunderstorms are in the forecast and some weather guessers fear the static discharge from a lightning strike could cause the gasses to combust.
Pass the popcorn

Re: Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's spee

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:30 am
by tvd
Man-made global warming......

Re: Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's spee

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:06 pm
by Clownkicker
You tools really do swill down whatever stupid shit FOXnews dumps into your trough, don't you? :lol:

Man-made global stupidity.....

Re: Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's spee

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:57 pm
by RealJustme
You tools really do swill down whatever stupid shit FOXnews dumps into your trough, don't you?
Clown continues to demonstrate he's a libtard, what part of CNN don't you understand?

Re: Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's spee

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:22 pm
by Clownkicker
RealTool continues to demonstrate he's a Re-tard, what part of CNN didn't actually post that story don't you understand?

Google the first sentence of your post including the "CNN" and you get squat.
Search the CNN website and you get squat.
You find this story on the FOXnews website.
Your handlers are jerking you around again, Tool.

Re: Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's spee

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:10 pm
by RealJustme
Your handlers are jerking you around again, Tool.
I prove over and over, I'm your handler, it's getting so easy I'm growing bored, please put up a little resistance or at least some thought into your posts before you take my bait. YAWN ;)

Re: Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In" for Hillary's spee

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:07 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^ Ya gotta love how he desperately tries to make it look like he got caught with his pants down ON PURPOSE. :lol:
But I'm surprised he only snagged one of the gullible Righties with his lies this time.
Maybe they're finally learning that he never tells the truth.


Fer gods sake, Tool, pull up your pants. You aren't fooling anyone. :lol: