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Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:30 am
by Intrepid
Killery "rob-em" Clinton, the lying liar who constantly lies out of her lying lie hole suffered another coughing fit not long ago. Noted feminist and now Bernie supporter Camile Paglia writing in Salon.com offers a possible explanation:
And what about that persistent cough? “Allergy season,” the hacking Hillary claimed on a New York radio show this week. (“You all right? Any mouth to mouth CPR?” joked a host.) I’m just a Ph.D., not an M.D., but I’ll put my Miss Marple hat on here. Am I the only one who noticed Hillary’s high-wrap collar, pallid, puffy face, and bulging eyes during her choleric New Hampshire primary concession speech in February? (Another unusually high collar followed the next morning.)

My tentative theory is that Hillary may have sporadic flare-ups of goiter, worsened under stress. Coughing is a symptom. High collars mask a swollen throat. In serious cases, an operation may be necessary. Is this chronic thyroid condition disqualifying in a presidential candidate? Certainly not in my view, but I don’t like being lied to—by candidates, campaign staffs, or their media sycophants.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:07 am
by tvd
Another lie stuck in her throat.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:19 pm
by sillydaddy
" Hillary you're fired!"....... :lol: :lol:

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:13 pm
by johnforbes
Her eyes bulge more than Sarandon's...

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:46 pm
by elklindo69
Trump should tone it down with the fake tanning spray. Not to mention that god awful toupee...

LMAO

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:55 pm
by johnforbes
That is Left Wing makeup gals backstage.

His hair is real, apparently a Juri Flap.

Elkin, of course, combs his hair up from his left armpit and over the top of his head.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:44 pm
by Clownkicker
Whereas the hirsute johnforbes, of course, shaves the hair on his back, chest, and legs so he doesn't get mistaken for a Sasquatch.....

....or a man, for that matter.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:16 am
by johnforbes
It must be noted that Clownhicker is so hairy he has to part his toe hair.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:29 am
by sillydaddy
I bet Clown even has hairy palms! :lol: :lol:

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:38 pm
by Grog
It's not surprising that Forbes, who has repeatedly demonstrated an unnatural interest in male coiffure, is probably the only one around here that knows what a "Juri Flap" is (I had to look it up). :lol:

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:44 pm
by johnforbes
Years ago, had a job which required me to spend 8 hours per day reading medical evidence.

Being Irish, that was obviously beyond my ken (and Barbie).

But it did provide vocabulary to chat up a pretty lady doctor.

And it gave me sympathy for Grog's exogenous adiposity.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:09 pm
by Grog
"Reading medical evidence." That's worthy of :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sure you know about the technical term for Trump's elaborate comb-over from your stylist days at the Fire Island "Dippty Do Me" salon and buggery shack.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:20 pm
by elklindo69
johnforbes wrote:Years ago, had a job which required me to spend 8 hours per day reading medical evidence.
So you were basically reading through porn mags all day...

hahaaaa

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:37 pm
by johnforbes
No, there are many legals jobs which require reading medical evidence.

For example, there are many personal injury claims.

As another example, there are many admin agencies of the federal govt which process claims -- e.g., the VA, SSA, the Federal Coal Mine Health and Safety Act, on and on.

There are extensive administrative law judge systems for adjudication of the above.

Sure, kids like Grog and Elkin don't know that, but they could Google and learn.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:57 pm
by Clownkicker
What johnforbes is using all those three dollar words to tell us is: he used his Ivy League law degree to become an ambulance chaser.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:31 am
by johnforbes
Nope, never done that.

In that regard, I still recall all the warnings decades ago about legal advertising.

It was permitted after assurances that it would be sober, ethical, and shed credit on the profession.

But look today at all the ridiculous TV ads soliciting clients for mass torts.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:49 am
by Clownkicker
johnforbes first learned about a "jury flap" back when he was caught tampering with members 9 and 12 on a losing hit-and-run case.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:53 pm
by johnforbes
Perusing the postings of Clownslacker has caused many a woeful reader hemoptysis.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:12 pm
by Clownkicker
johnforbes has struggled with the heartbreak of hypertrichosis since puberty.

Oddly enough, sillydaddy, johnforbes' real name is Harry Palms.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:30 am
by johnforbes
Any row of field corn looks more natural than Clowntoker's hairline.

Oddly enough, his real name is Jory Flap.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:09 am
by Intrepid
The lying cunt that constantly lies out of her lying lie hole had another severe hack attack on stage in Bridgeport, CT. yesterday afternoon.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:12 am
by sillydaddy
She uses coughing to give her time to make up another lie......she has been using that tactic for years!

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:37 am
by Intrepid
It's only a matter of time before she either hacks up a lung right on stage or gets to coughing so hard she passes out right in front of the cameras. That will spell the end to the candidacy of Killery "rob-em" Clinton and clear the path for Webb Hubble's daughter Chelsea.

We've not seen the end of the Clinton outfit by a long, long shot.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:56 am
by RealJustme
We've not seen the end of the Clinton outfit by a long, long shot.
You're 100% correct, just yesterday Chelsea told a group that she personally feels she should be doing more for the world since she has much to offer and is willing to make personnel sacrifices to do it. This ,a woman who told the world she doesn't care about money, that life style means nothing to her, she's about helping others...she then turn around an pays $10 million for a New York apartment.

The leaf doesn't fall far from the tree.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:43 pm
by sillydaddy
She should volunteer in some hospital and empty bedpans! :lol:

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:12 pm
by johnforbes
She could also study Bernie Sanders' tax return preparation skills.

This would improve her hypocrisy.

Although, as a Clinton, perhaps she can't increase her hypocrisy?

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 6:45 pm
by RealJustme
She should volunteer in some hospital and empty bedpans!
The military under Obama has lowered the standards so low that she could even join, problem is she would be one of the few military members actually over paid for what she brings.

Re: Killery's coughing fits

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:38 am
by Intrepid
Remember Killery barking like a dog during a campaign speech?

If you don't, here is a link to a YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtlXkJGKwao

Given that, I have an answer to her coughing attacks. It's no doubt kennel cough.
Any veterinarian can treat this condition successfully.