[johnforbes]

Over the past several weeks, there has been a veritable cascade of interest in Clowntoker's whereabouts.

Okay, some interest.

Okay, a tiny trickle.

Okay, let's be candid, no interest.

But, in the interest of clarity, we must note that it is autumn and Clownhacker has been raking leaves and cleaning up lawn debris on my back 40.

[Intrepid]

Those serious and efficient gentlemen with the witness protection program have been relocating AssClown Loser Lucky to his new digs. Giving up the cartel and all your doper friends does not come without reprocussions, after all.
For cripes sakes AssClown Loser Lucky, DO NOT mention that you are the same frustrated, angry Marxist Loser who used to post here as Lucky (fill in any of the dozens of suffixes Lucky had to use to circumvent his ban) from near Greenville, S.C. Or you will risk being uprooted and moved again. Or, you could man up and take on the cartel...... nah, ain't gonna happen.

Be strong, be brave, and for god's sake, don't die screaming like the sissy little bitch you are.

Like, wow man.