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This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:14 am
by Intrepid
South Carolina has banned the sale of all over the counter pail relievers. It has been determined that picking the cotten out of the bottles is racist and insensitive.
Thank you for your understanding and support during this difficult time.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:27 am
by Clownkicker
Geezus, another unfunny 'joke' from PainfulTooth.
(And he ought to know about "pail relievers." His bedpan crew works overtime, what with all the stupid shit constantly pouring out of him.)
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:50 am
by Intrepid
The whip cracks, Loser Lucky jumps.
It's good to be king.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:58 am
by Clownkicker
Relief bedpan team, get in here STAT!
There's more of Insipid's stupid shit to deal with.
He's having one of his "Loser Lucky" igno-rants again.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:07 am
by Intrepid
There is no game but the game, and the game is my game.
Loser Lucky, he got no game at all.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:16 am
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^ The board's liquid turd dribbles again. :lol:
Tell the pail relievers to bring mops to clean up this puddle of stupid shit.
"There is no game but the game, and the game is my game."<-----This is what he calls "having game"
Yeah, there's four of them in that sentence. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Geezus what a moron.
A total of 9 emoticons for your pathetic self, dimwit. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:24 am
by Intrepid
This is how you keep a fool busy all day.
Now, check back every five minutes, No Game Loser Lucky.
Wonder what Mr. Big is doing today?
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:11 pm
by Dogzilla
I'll bet that Toothache is checking back more than anybody else.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:52 pm
by Clownkicker
There's one thing that has been true throughout human history.
And that is: the guy who actually has game is not the impotent loser who's always bragging about how much game he has.
Then he tells us that someone who has four posts on this thread is a fool.
But somehow I have the feeling PainfulTooth is going to "check back" soon and he will always have at least one more post than I have.
That's worth four more emoticons, Loser Insipid. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:58 pm
by Clownkicker
Hey, Dog, would you tell this clown that I am not Lucky.
Lucky was brief, concise, and truly funny.
I wish I had his talent.
But three years since Lucky took off, PainfulTooth is still here whining about how much Lucky humiliated him.
I post anything at all and he's there still yapping and ranting about Lucky.
Then he declares victory and does his idiot dance.
It's really annoying.
By the way, I'm the guy formerly known as "2418".
I thought that when the board went down and our nicks vanished that I should have an actual name. But not a one of these idiots could ever figure it out.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:23 pm
by RealJustme
Hey, Dog, would you tell this clown that I am not Lucky.
Lucky was brief, concise, and truly funny.
I wish I had his talent.
So not only are you Elk but you're also Lucky?
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:44 pm
by Clownkicker
So let's follow RealTool's logic, shall we?
I say I'm not Lucky.
From that he concludes I must be lucky.
Then RealTool says "Oddly a turtle would be more attractive to me than a man's anus,.." from which we can only conclude he must really like a man's anus more than he wants to fuck turtles
I guess The Tool learned his lesson when he stuck his dick in the working end of a snapping turtle.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:14 pm
by Intrepid
Loser Lucky outed himself not long ago when he mentioned Mr. Big. A poster Loser Lucky hated because he was a success as a capitalist and had a hot wife, Carrie. Two things that Loser Lucky will never experience. Mr. Big used to hand Loser Lucky his ass on a daily basis, and it drove him batshit.
As for his style of writing, that has never changed. It's all full of rage, hate and class envy.
When I first outed Loser Lucky as being Lucky (fill in whatever suffex you like, as Lucky had to do after being permanently banned) he hotly denied it but claimed he not only knew Lucky but lived next door, talked to him frequently and told us Lucky would soon make a reappearance. That never took place. That is all true.
Yes, Loser Lucky IS the former proud Marxist loser Lucky (whatever).
Now Loser Lucky, lie, deny and throw your next tantrum.
Then go hit the bong you pothead junkie loser.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:25 pm
by sillydaddy
Ole Missus marry "Clown the weaver"
Clownum was a gay deceiver
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:47 pm
by RealJustme
Lucky was brief, concise, and truly funny.
I wish I had his talent.
That was Clown patting his other nic on the back :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:51 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^Geez is every reactionary here just fucking insane?
Insipid posts an unfunny racist joke and sillybastard ridicules ME instead of him.
Now it's racist sillyfucker musical theater. :roll:
Get Insipid to do the dancing and johnforbes to play the bumbling Southern country lawyer with the Confederate flag on his front lawn.
RealTool can be the shuffling, dimwitted immigrant hired help.
You can all sing about how you "Dream the Impossible Reamjob"
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:18 pm
by johnforbes
I once had a weekend house in the northern part of a western state in the Northeast.
Re: This just in...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:48 pm
by sillydaddy
Clown,,you gonna laugh at this one ...I know.
A black guy walks into a bar and he has a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Where did you get that?"
The parrot squawks, "Africa! The fuckers are everywhere over there."
Now that is funny !
Re: This just in...
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:28 am
by Malcolm
Damn! Carrie is a sweetheart..