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While ridiculing a typo, Clown wrote this early today:

Jesus H. Chrisis this clown has a malleable brain.

Chrisis :lol: :lol: :lol: priceless.

Most of Clownhicker's posts are a memorial to his stupidity.

The malleolus of the average citizen has a higher IQ than Clown.

Uh, Just....I am sure he meant to write "Chrisis".

Wait for the assault.....

Jesus H. Chrisis, Tool, you stupid fuck. :lol:

First, I haven't ridiculed any typos today, so right off you started with a lie.

Secondly, I started using "Jesus H. Chrisis" over a year ago when you misspelled "crisis" as "chrisis" on a religion thread of all hilarious places.
(It is unlikely that it was a typo because the "h" isn't near enough to either the "c" or the "r" on the keyboard to be hit by mistake.)
I use the phrase whenever I want to be 'saved' from your gross idiocy over one of your handlers' perceived crises of the moment.
(Fair warning, Tool, that last sentence contains a trap for you.)


I had thought that using your own misspelling to ridicule your stupidity would be blatant enough that even you would get it, but now I see that you are so dimwitted that you can't even tell when someone is making fun of you.
(A truly handy trait for a moron to have.)

Jesus H. Chrisis, Tool, you stupid fuck. :lol:

First, I haven't ridiculed any typos today, so right off you started with a lie.

Secondly, I started using "Jesus H. Chrisis" over a year ago when you misspelled "crisis" as "chrisis" on a religion thread of all hilarious places.
(It is unlikely that it was a typo because the "h" isn't near enough to either the "c" or the "r" on the keyboard to be hit by mistake.)
I use the phrase whenever I want to be 'saved' from your gross idiocy over one of your handlers' perceived crises of the moment.
(Fair warning, Tool, that last sentence contains a trap for you.)


I had thought that using your own misspelling to ridicule your stupidity would be blatant enough that even you would get it, but now I see that you are so dimwitted that you can't even tell when someone is making fun of you.
(A truly handy trait for a moron to have.)

Dude, you made about five grammar errors trying to explain why you intentionally (adverb) misspelled Christ; your intentionality (noun) is in question. It's not that big of a deal, we all make mistakes, try to get some sleep tonight.

Carlos

Tool, you write like English is your second language. (To be generous)

And we all see you couldn't even find one error.

You couldn't find a grammar error in English if you tried. :lol:




Don't be a tool, stay in school.

The flaw in Clownhicker's reasoning is his assumption that all of us have keyboards.

Just to cite one example, I was nuking a cinnamon bagel in my microwave years ago, pressed the wrong button on the keypad, and found this forum.

^^^^^And who chimes in to support The Tool?

Why, the only other douche bag on this forum who starts personal attack threads, of course.

johnny's in fine dimwitted form today with his 25th repetition of one of his daunting arsenal (accent on the "arse") of three lame jokes.

Why, the only other douche bag on this forum who starts personal attack threads, of course.

First clown attacks my spelling with a post with misspellings and grammar errors then he follows up with a post claiming John made a personal attack by calling John a douche bag (with grammar errors).

Clown is the gift that keeps on giving, thanks dude for the laughs. :lol: :lol: :lol:

We got it, Tool. Just like johnny, you've got nothing or else you would quote it.

You're just another impotent douche bag.

I'm shocked at the negative nature of Clownslacker's commentary.

Cut to the quick, I shall log off and never return (at least for the nonce).

"...I shall log off and never return (at least for the nonce)."-johnforbes

And johnforbes lets slip the truth once again. "nonce (UK) Slang for paedophile"

He admits he's not returning, at least until he's done victimizing another young boy.

You're disgusting, johnny.

It means "for the time being."

Clowngayer is, of course, a ponce.

Still, I have logged off.

Or I will log off, just as soon as I find this thing called the "Internet."

It's too late to try to backpedal on your little Freudian slip now, johnny, you skeevy nonce. :o

Wrong again Loser Lucky.

Definition of nonce by Merriam-Webster
occurring, used, or made only once or for a special occasion <a nonce word>

Now, in the UK, prison staff DO use the spelling NONCE, but it is an acronym, not a word:

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Exercise

NONCE

The question we have, is how are you familiar with the acronym as it is used in that particular context? Have the perversions of your pedophile pot puffing buddy Dogshitzilla rubbed off on you?

In the almost 24 hours since I've been off the forum, I've had time to reflect.

Sure, Clowngayer is an effete, impudent socialist.

But we've never held Clownsissy's rampant gayness against him.

^^^^^^Sadly, we see it didn't take johnny long to find and finish abusing another victim. :cry:


But on the bright side, I do thoroughly own that humorless douche bag Insipid.
All I need do is post to send him scurrying around the internet like a rat, desperately overlooking the facts he finds but doesn't like. :lol:

Or he could just be incompetent, I suppose. Whatever.
I would want to find out if I didn't already dismiss him out of hand.

Once again Loser Lucky's lack of education and the results of long term drug abuse become obvious.
If one has been dismissed "out of hand," there would be no need to respond. But since whenever I crack the whip, Loser Lucky jumps....well, we know who owns whom.
Back to the bong pothead.

Even though I'm broadminded, and have broads on my mind, I've never held Clowngayer's rampant gayness against him.

No, to the contrary, Clownslacker's idiocy -- which saturates his every posting -- is held against him.

Loser Lucky's bong is not held against him. It crashes to the floor when he slips into the arms of Morpheus, spilling the Mateus wine he uses for bong water all over the place. His "old lady" would be outraged, but she is also self medicated into a stupor (as are the tots, after a batch of her "special" brownies).

The family that stones together, stays together.

Chinese eyed

"Even though I'm broadminded, and have broads on my mind,..."-johnforbes

Uhhh, johnny, I don't think drag queens like to be called "broads" any more than the genetic females I associate with do.

I would be wounded by Clownhicker's commentary.

However, inasmuch as I've left the Internet forever, Clowndoper's remarks resemble nothing so much as droplets of water on a Teflon-coated pan.

Watch that Loser Lucky does not, Dismiss you out of hand,"
Then you will be in the deep kimche for certain.

You mean, like the way we all cringe at the thought of Insipid dismissing any of the rest of us "out of hand"?



You have to laugh at the way PainfulTooth now tries to use as an insult the very thing he previously did himself.
He's too stupid to realize he's only ridiculing himself. :lol:

Quoting the savage Nazis or Japs in the old Marvel comic books when Sgt. Rock emptied a magazine from his Thompson submachine gun into their filthy, godless guts, "ARRRUUGGGGHHHH!"
Loser Lucky got me with an emoticon!

Good boy, now go play with your X Box.

^^^^ Battling Insipid is just like Monty Python's King Arthur battling the Black Knight. :lol:

Once again we see the deleterious effects of long term drug abuse. The addict is under the delusion they are every bit as sharp and intelligent as ever, but the reality is much more unfortunate. Some cases, as we see here are beyond redemption. For these as feel some small amount of pity as we await news of their final abuse of their drug of choice. Loser Lucky will be found slumped in his threadbare recliner, wearing his ratty bathrobe with his last needle sticking out if his tied off arm. His wife (who, in that charming old southern tradition is also his cousin) will drag his carcass outside and feed him to the hogs who live in the front yard.

Thus endeth the saga of Loser Lucky.

Loser Lucky, in the tradition of pre teen girls who also are inordinately fond of emoticons, will now stamp his foot, pull up the hem of his dress and shriek, "NO FAIR, NO FAIR!"

No sonny boy, you got no game
No game at all.

^^^^^^^Let's see now...
Insipid:
1. Calls me "Lucky"------------------------check
2. Dances maniacally----------------------check
3. Devoid of humor------------------------check
4. Repetitious Igno-rant------------------check

"Tis but a scratch."-Insipid :lol:

Clownhicker has many warrants out for him...

Yes, I'll warrant that johnforbes is found to be a colossal, effete, dimwitted douche bag.

It was just such cold comments which made me leave the Internet.

These days, I merely sit on the deck, gaze out over the lake, and ponder my cosmic destiny.

As well as Clownhicker's vast stupidity.

^^^^^Obviously, johnforbes is too stupid to understand that that is completely unwarranted.

Now Loser Lucky has butt hurt feelings for being called stupid.
He will retaliate by calling Forbes, "A big doody head."
I will exact my own punishment: :x :x
TWO emoticons to Loser Lucky's one.
That makes me the winner! YAY for me!

"I've had worse."-Insipid :lol:

It was just such cold comments which made me leave the Internet.

These days, I merely sit on the deck, gaze out over the lake, and ponder my cosmic destiny.

As well as Clownhicker's vast stupidity.