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Scientific Study: New Strain Of Fact Resistant Humans
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 4:25 am
by snakeoil
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”
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Re: Scientific Study: New Strain Of Fact Resistant Humans
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 5:10 am
by tvd
I guess it only fitting that the discovery and report comes from Minnesota, one of the areas in this country that is teeming with these fact resistant humans.
Re: Scientific Study: New Strain Of Fact Resistant Humans
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 6:27 am
by johnforbes
Isn't that the state which elected that wrestler Jesse Ventura?
Re: Scientific Study: New Strain Of Fact Resistant Humans
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:18 am
by RealJustme
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
They should have included some people outside of Minnesota in the study.

Re: Scientific Study: New Strain Of Fact Resistant Humans
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 7:34 pm
by elklindo69
RealJustme wrote:The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
They should have included some people outside of Minnesota in the study. 
According to Minn conservative Michelle Bachmann. Vaccines continue to cause mental retardation.
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Re: Scientific Study: New Strain Of Fact Resistant Humans
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 11:23 am
by johnforbes
Elkin does not just resist facts.
Elkin is encased in a Teflon-coated bubble of Left Wing ideology.