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Revealing Elkin's Real Name
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:48 pm
by johnforbes
Hate to do this, but one must.
Elkin's real name is Roman A. Clef.
Re: Revealing Elkin's Real Name
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:23 pm
by sillydaddy
Elkin's real name is Roman A. Clef.
Are you sure? Did you see his birth certificate? He must show you his birth certificate.
Re: Revealing Elkin's Real Name
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:05 am
by Clownkicker
johnforbes' real name is Todd Edward Forbes
When he was little his family called the dimwitted boy Wee Todd Ed
Later he grew up to take over his father's home furnishings store where he sells living room furniture.
Now his family calls him Sofa King Wee Todd Ed.
Re: Revealing Elkin's Real Name
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:21 am
by johnforbes
Sadly, Clownhacker's real name is Charm.
His family calls him "Lucky" Charm.
A cosmic joke, to be sure, but then pretty much all of Clowntoker's life has been thus.