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I'm at the office... trying my damnedest to not laugh myself silly watching! :mrgreen:

Some total gems in there... "redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany"... LMAO!

Unicorn zone! These things don't exist! Hah!!

Good to know for us guys that we just have to make enough money!

I'm broke.

Hopefully I can rank somewhere high enough on the "cute" scale. :|

hilarious. wish i knew all that when i was 18.... lol

Good lord that's funny as all git-out! I've got to show this to Sugar. (after I hide all her weapons.) 8-) Great find FF, even got some good follow up stuff from that. Thanks man.

FF,

That, my friend, is freaking hilarious!
I like the dynamic aspect,sort of like gopher holes, you never know where they will pop up on the matrix next!

I'm going to shut the f*** up now, however, I think we have more than a few unicorns
'round these parts.....

Ha that was really funny

Reasonably not crazy most of the time... :lol: :lol:

Yeah there needs to be a freckle exception rule to the redhead threat matrix....

I have this visual from the old Laugh In TV show where they had the wall with shuttered Windows where they would pop out and trade one liners. Project the matrix up on that and see who would pop up where.


The freckle exception rule:

If the red head has freckles and is female, all behavior is excepted.

No exception needed; I don't mind being in the Danger Zone

This looks suspiciously like a graph Mr Zimkowski was trying to explain in my High School trigonometry class.

I think, after all these years, I finally understand what he was 'splainin'!

Honora, obviously! But how could he have known? She hadn't even been born yet!

For future reference ... Instead of having to watch the presentation again. :mrgreen:

I think it's safe to say I've lived most of life in the Danger Zone :?

Sometimes the danger zone is the best place to be.... :mrgreen:

Great graphic!

Wife Crazy, would maybe apply to the hot gals on VW that post their pictures?

Most likely will get my tit in a wringer for this with the ladies but it is tongue in cheek. ♥ ♥ ♥

We're all a little DZ Cray cray but you love it. You know you do.

DZ crazy? Hell Yes, we love it!

I've been with only two redheads in my lifetime, so far. One when I was only 19 and the other when I was 60 something. And I had no trouble sleeping with either one, mainly because they wore my Ass out!

Crazy Manda, of course, might well be a whole different story. I'd love to find out someday before I die, all in the interest of statistical science you understand. What say you Manda, are you crazy enough?

Do I look like a girl who owns her own pole??


(You know I do, hee hee)

Yes you sure do, and I remember it well. It was mounted in your own DZ as I recall!

You're looking a little dangerous in the new avatar! I like a little dangerous!

Here's the
Guy's Matrix.....for Miss M cuz she asked so sweetly.....


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Here's a better copy.