[johnforbes]

It is a new year -- a time to cast away the thoughts of yesteryear.

Today, we ask:

Can it be possible that Elkindope and Clownlicker are the two dumbest people to ever inhabit -- nay, infest -- the planet?

[johnforbes]

Good thread!

With this sort of substantive input, the forum is on firm footing to deal with the foolish folly of frilly fops such as Grog.

[Malcolm]

Great thread!

[johnforbes]

Thanks!

This thread may not be Bodleian of threads, but it certainly does represent an important contribution to the onward march of western civilization.

[Clownkicker]

johnforbes is thinking of running for Congress like other Republicans specifically for the opportunity to turn one of the new pages dashing about The Hill to his illicit proclivities.

I'm surprised he would start a thread to talk about it, though.

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker has run for the county line, but that's it.

Or, rather, Clownflabber waddled toward the county line.

[Clownkicker]

Leave the youth of America alone, johnny.

[johnforbes]

Clownlicker is low enough to submarine a snake.

[Clownkicker]

Does anyone else have any idea why johnforbes would start a thread to talk about turning new underage pages to his deviant ways?

[johnforbes]

Buddy Holly sang of "True Love Ways."

Clownlicker's most known ballad, "The Gay Leftist," was far inferior.

But then everything about Clownlower is inferior.