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Just pulled the honey cured ham out of the oven and thought of you dudes!

Merry Christmas everyone !

Even on Newtonmas Eve JustMe feels the need to stop in and tell us he thinks we're all pigs?

Honestly...

Even on Newtonmas Eve JustMe feels the need to stop in and tell us he thinks we're all pigs?

Come on Clown, lighten up, it was meant a compliment and a reason we should all be thankful during this season. There is nothing more appealing than a honey cured ham coming out of a oven. Sorry if pork offends you but Merry Christmas anyway.

I was looking for a Christmas miracle, but The Tool is as slow with a joke as ever.
Talk about yer "lighten up". :lol:

The only one slower on this wondrous night is our little dumber boy johnforbes.
He's probably out beating it at a snow-dusted truck stop somewhere along the interstate.

Just a warning, johnny: that guy over there in the red suit telling you to be a good boy is NOT Santa Claus.
Don't fall for it.

I'm kinda partial to the big ass "Cooks Butt Portion" (bone in) ham......

Do you hear what I hear?

It is the sound of Clowndumber mewling.

^^^^^^^Just got home, eh, johnny?

I hope you didn't do anything too degrading last night.

All of us knew Clowndoper as a socialist, of course, and a person we'll never spot on "Jeopardy!"

Now, however, Clownsissy appears to be turning as gay as Grog.

^^^^^The lady doth protest too much, methinks. :lol:

All of us knew Clowndoper as a socialist, of course, and a person we'll never spot on "Jeopardy!"

Now, however, Clownsissy appears to be turning as gay as Grog.

^^^^Nothin' but copy-and-paste. :lol:

Intellectual impotence is a terrible thing, ain't it, johnny?

Clownhacker, who clawed his way to an undergrad degree, knows intellectual poverty on an intimate basis.

All of us knew Clowndoper as a socialist, of course, and a person we'll never spot on "Jeopardy!"

Now, however, Clownsissy appears to be turning as gay as Grog.