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"FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17 Gun nuts have a habit of shooting themselves in the foot—and earlier this month in Gresham, yet another insecure man-child with a gun proved to be hilariously inept. KOIN 6 News had the story, summing it up thusly: "A man practicing his open carry right was robbed of the gun he was openly carrying." We now pause for derisive laughter. And we're back! "William Coleman III was robbed of his Walter-brand P22 just after 2 a.m. October 4," KOIN reports. "Coleman, 21, was talking to his cousin in the 17200 block of NE Glisan St, after purchasing the handgun earlier that day, when a young man asked him for a cigarette." We now pause for derisive laughter. And we're back! "The man then asked about the gun, pulled a gun from his own waistband, and said, 'I like your gun. Give it to me.' Coleman handed over the gun and the man fled on foot." We now pause for—actually, we now pause to give a bit of advice to anyone who, like William Coleman III, is dim enough to insist on carrying their guns around: If anything like this ever happens to you, don't tell anyone. As if the shame of being one of these open-carry douchebags wasn't great enough, you should at least be ashamed of getting it stolen from you."-Ann Romano

http://koin.com/2014/10/07/man-practici ... ed-of-gun/

I just thought it would be funny to see all you clowns spit and stammer over this. :lol:
(Or you could just have a good laugh.)

It is difficult to know what trigger's Clownsucker's posts, but let's hammer home the point that they are low-caliber.

Clownpeashooter is a bore.

^^^^^ Well, knucklehead #1 checks in. :lol:

Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With A Gun Is A Good Guy With A Gun

johnforbes wrote:It is difficult to know what trigger's Clownsucker's posts, but let's hammer home the point that they are low-caliber.

Clownpeashooter is a bore.

John Forbes shooting off blanks again...

Bragging loud about a gun to his cousin at night on a street corner and approached by a niggger....sounds Coleman is a nigger too.

^^^^Knucklehead's ugly brother, Blackhead, refuses to be outdone.

It is impossible for Clownslower to conceal that he is not packing common sense.

^^^^^Another dry fire from a dummy.

If Coleman would have shot the guy, then it would have been completely legit. And he would have been hailed, rightfully so in the conservative broadcast and social media circles. Where's Hoax news coverage of this story???

:lol:

A nigger hands a gun to another nigger.....no news there, elk.

Clownhicker's postings form a veritable revolver of stupidity.

^^^^^This slug could really use a gas check.

^^^^^This Clownslacker could use some fitness.

On his jog today, Clownslower was overtaken by a slug with arthritis.

John Forbes C&Ps faster than an M-60 can go through belt of 100 rounds.

Pure repetition...

The only time Elkin has ever seen a 60 was on TV.

To be fair, though, Elkin's IQ -- like his waist -- is in the 60s.

As always, johnforbes makes us recoil with pity as he over-bores us all.

Rifling through Clownhacker's postings has indeed been boring.

From john's impotent offhand remarks, he's obviously too dim to realize he shot his wad long ago.

Back when Clownhicker was a pole dancer, his stage name was Miss Fire.

Of course, being Polish, he was a Pole pole dancer.

^^^^This is the kind of stupidity you expect from a guy whose idea of "taking stock" of his life consists of putting his butt on his shoulders.

^^^^This is the kind of stupidity you expect from Clownstocker.

To a veteran, "butt stroke" means something.

To a gay like Grog, it calls to his demented mind images of his career as a towel boy in Frisco.

"To a veteran, "butt stroke" means something."-johnforbes

Yeah, johnny, it means the Army had to teach you how to wipe your own ass according to regulations, like they had to teach you everything else.

To this day johnforbes can only bring himself to use three squares of paper, not two, not four, and he strikes front to back.

johnforbes is so dimwitted I think he must have been knocked in the head with the end of a rifle as a kid.

Certainly a lot of gas return from Clownstocker.

It is automatic to note that Clownhicker has never read a magazine.

Why do ya think they call it dope?

Former baseball star Jose Canseco is undergoing surgery after he accidentally nearly shot his finger off in his Las Vegas home Tuesday night, his fiancée Leila Knight told the Los Angeles Times.

:lol:

I can see dum-dum johnforbes is going to continue fouling this board with posts devoid of even a grain of wit.

I weep to find myself the target of Clowndumber's dum-dum remarks and round belly.

Once again johnforbes misses the mark with another witless comment.

johnforbes is so stupid he thinks a "rimfire" is that pesky burning sensation he suffers when his hemorrhoids flare up.

Clowngayer knows very well what center fire means in his group of gay pals.

I wouldn't touch the rest of his Ebola-infested post with a ten-foot pole.

To that point, Clownslacker is a Pole, and about that tall. He weighs in at a muscular 100 pounds.

"His Lordship knows very well what center fire means in his group of gay pals."-johnfurfur

I gotta give you that one, johnny. I have no idea what "center fire" means to gays.
But I'm not surprised you would know.


"I wouldn't touch the rest of his Ebola-infested post with a ten-foot pole.
To that point, His Lordship is a Pole, and about that tall."-johndouchebag

So johnny sees me as being ten feet tall. :lol:
I've had that problem my entire life; people thinking I'm taller than I am.
johnfabaceous must really be intimidated by my intelligence.

"He weighs in at a muscular 100 pounds."-johnficiform

So johnny says I have a 60 inch waist with fat rolling over my belt, and that I'm way overweight, etc., then he says I weigh 100 pounds.
johndimwit is so stupid he'll never understand how stupid he is. Even his stupidity is stupid.

I hasten to clarify.

Clownstoker was massively, exogenously obese.

He was so fat his belly had its own zip code.

But then, looking like the old Al Sharpton, Clownhawker had stomach stapling.

The only difference being he used an office stapler for economy.

Today, Clownsucker has more wrinkles than the average shar-pei.

John Forbes has too much time on his "hands."

You should take up golf...

:mrgreen:

Of course, in due course, it shall be noted there is a golf course nearby.

However, I have no interest in golf.

Such effete endeavor, much like tennis, should be reserved for Clowngayer.

Oh no, not another one! :o

Man Accidentally Shot in Face After Wrestling Gun-Toting Infant

A gun falls out of a sleeping man's pocket...Stop us if you've heard this one.

Houston police are investigating the apparent accidental shooting of 20-year-old Patrick Sanders Saturday after a gun fell out of his pocket during a nap and landed in the hands of an infant.

Sanders was napping on the couch in the living room of his apartment on the 4700 block of Wenda Street Saturday morning, according to an HPD report, when the gun stashed in his pocket slipped out and onto the floor.
The man awoke to find it in the hands of the three-month-old boy, HPD Homicide Division Sergeant R. Rodriguez and W. Gilbert reported.

Sanders apparently tried to grab the gun from the infant, which caused the gun to fire. Sanders was shot in the face.
The gun-toting child was not injured during the incident, according to the police report.

Sanders was transported to Ben Taub General Hospital, where he remains in critical condition.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/news/2014 ... infant.php

Mess with a pistol-packin' infant and you deserve the consequences.

Yup.

Instead of doing something stupid, what he should have done was say "Lay that pistol down, babe, lay that pistol down."

Guy's a candidate for a Darwin award.

I gotta steal that one about the kid, Clown.

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun... :lol:

If you're trying to say the guy was an NRA member .....no way! A card carrying NRA member would have shot it out with the kid.

I agree no way would a NRA member allowed a 3 year old to get ahold of his gun, it sounds like this guy was your typical Obama pot smoking liberal who was packing in case the police came after him or he needed to rob someone.

Of that we are both absolutely, positively certain, Silly.

Pistol packing Manhood was on the line. An NRA member would never, ever let a three year old get the drop on him.

Grog has the quickness of a three-year-old and also the maturity.

Ever notice that the silhouette man on the practice targets is always black?