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Hey it looks like it's worth $$$ to me, she no longer liked the old official portrait we paid for, so why not have another one done? Odd how her skin has gotten lighter over the years???

This Is Michelle Obama’s New Official White House Portrait

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02 ... -portrait/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Well, I guess we can add "warm" and "cool" photographic lighting to the long list of things that RealTool is completely ignorant about. :lol:

Well, I guess we can add "warm" and "cool" photographic lighting to the long list of things that RealTool is completely ignorant about

Dude, it's a painting. :?

Only her upper arms were attractive.

The rest of her resembled the south end of a northbound horse.

That's a painting?

Or is that assertion another of JustFreedmanMe's endless mendacities?

Forbes?

In the pallid remake of "The Thomas Crown Affair," Rene Russo looked oddly like a male.

Grog, a nominal male, looks oddly like a female. And also just plain looks odd. And also plain.

In the 1968 "Thomas Crown," Faye Dunaway did a great job.

Though slender, Faye did beat Grog arm-wrestling.

"Dude, it's a painting."-RealRealStupid

Geezus Tool, you moron, read your link.

The first picture caption reads "Here's the photo:"

The second picture caption reads "Here’s her her first official photo:"

Look up the definition of the word "photo".
I believe you'll find that it does not mean "painting".


Note that I copied the idiotic website's own captions verbatim. They are illiterate there, Tool.
That's why you like them so much, because they're as stupid as you.

The first picture caption reads "Here's the photo:"

Dude, for an article they have to take a photo of the painting. Duhhhh!

^^^^^^^Oh cripes, this guy is stupid. :lol:

Well, I see the dress hides the well developed trapezoid muscles and is draped to hide the bulge of "her" package and is photo shopped to hide "her" Adam's apple.

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^^^^^^^Oh cripes, this guy is stupid. :lol:




All I have to do is post and this worm comes whining and parading RealTool-like stupidity.

Owned!

He's still whining!

Clown goes down in flames trying to defend Michelle Obala's honor. :lol:

https://www.google.com/search?q=michell ... B317%3B400" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Loser Lucky, the constipated and contrary comrade, cannot for the life of him, come up with anything original. So he mimics the style of those who hand him his beat downs and ass whippings.

The question on everyone's mind, Loser Lucky, is why you are so frantic to escape your previous online persona?
There can only be one of two reasons. Either you gave up the cartel after your drug bust and are now on the run for your life, or abandoning any contact with your previous lifestyle as a dope fiend and pot head is part of your sentencing agreement. Apparently, continuing along as a deluded Marxist is fine with the authorities. Makes it easier to keep tabs on you I suppose.

Now, snarl and yap some more. If you don't piss on the floor this time you may get a nice treat!


As for Moo, after her ill advised attempt to become the school lunch Fuehrer, her handlers have decided a softer, more feminine approach is in order. Also, a better way to hide that embarrassing crotch bulge in those loose fitting dresses, and a Adam's apple reduction is in order.

Barry still misses those languid afternoons lounging around the bath houses waiting for some old white guy to need a blow job.

*********I jerk his chain and he pisses away another 15 minutes of his life. :lol:

The 58 years Clownlagger has been on this forum have been the most productive of his miserable existence.

More's the pity.

Yes indeed, I have kicked more stupid clowns here than at any other time in my life.

Thanks for acknowledging your numerous humiliations, dimwit.

^^^^^See? Just the slightest tug and he's back trolling for more abuse.

"Please sir, may I have another?"

Yet another of my clown-kicking successes. :lol:



Now let's watch Insipid go off on command.....

Given his exogenous obesity, Clownfatter has done a lot of kicking.

Alas, it was just the sound of his own fat slapping against his own body.

No better example of the dangers of long term illegal drug use can be found than the daily incoherent ravings of Loser Lucky, the cranky comrade.

You got no game kid, go hit the bong and tune in Sponge Bob.