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If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

Spot on.

Yes, to the simplistic, delusional, ignorant minds of reactionary drones, it's "spot on."

Speech codes on campus, and screaming insults at fellow Americans who dare to have a different opinion, that's what liberals do.

Liberals are terrified of genuine diversity, which relates to ideas.

Gotta love Teamail. However, the one up there appears to have been written by a liberal due to its lack of misspellings, and it's mostly grammatically correct.

Gotta love Teamail. However, the one up there appears to have been written by a liberal due to its lack of misspellings, and it's mostly grammatically correct.

Looks good to me!

Glad all of you enjoyed it.

The only choice a libtard wants anyone to have is whether or not to kill their unborn child. Everything else must be determined by the People's Revolutionary Central Planning Committee.

"We think so you don't have to."

Grog's postings are written (to use that word lightly) by residents of his local insane asylum.

This conservative talking points memo has been circulating for decades.

Wash...rinse...repeat..................

This conservative talking points memo has been circulating for decades.

Yep, and it's still spot on.