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As the snowflakes fill the Christmas sky, people are filled with wonder.

They wonder whether they can get in their usual afternoon run before the roads become slippery.

As they gaze upon the birdfeeder, at the cardinal and the nuthatch, they ponder whether the squirrel baffle will prove efficacious.

As they eye the squirrel pondering how to get to the feeder, they wonder naturally whether Clownhicker is superior in intellect to the typical squirrel.

Not the Ivy League squirrel, not a rodent who went to the Sorbonne, but just the typical squirrel.

Squirrels are notoriously adept and finding a way to access the bird feeder.

After long term, frequent inhalation of pot smoke the Clown Licker would be stumped at how to install a bird feeder.

However, after a typical day of burning the sacred herb and no munchies in the house, both the birds and squirrels would find themselves in fierce competition for the bird seed with the ravenous Clown Licker.

To say or even imply that the Clown could possibly approach the intelligence level of the squirrel, is an insult to the squirrel.