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Well I have to ask if anyone has had any similar experiences?

A buddy of mine admitted to me, his wife sense the started dating, is such a clean freak that she refuses any kind of sex with him unless he first takes a shower, then she wipes his genitals off with a alcohol wipe. She also wipes herself off, breasts and outer crotch with the same. She won't even touch him sexually unless he does.

He says it burned at first but has figured out how to do it without too much discomfort.

Personally, I would have told her to f off. But obviously, he loves her hot body enough to put himself through such torture.

Anyone ever heard of such a thing or odd ball stuff one does before having any kind of sex?

No, but I bet she heard about this technique from a friend. My guess is she thinks this hygenic technique is healthier.

Sounds like she has over compulsive disorder. OCD. Now, that makes a new thing on the list for them. Heard of not touching any door knobs, walking not to walk on cracks, and having to do something 100 times and if missed would have to start all over. However, this is a new take on the disorder.

I once had a girl friend who, every time things started to get serious, would say, "Just a sec," and jump up and run to the bathroom. She would return in a few minutes with a pussy that was cold, dry and smelled like Ivory soap. Her reason was that her mother had told her that girls had to keep themselves very clean, "down there." No amount of persuading could convince her that I liked her female scent when she was turned on. By the same token, she wouldn't kiss me after I had gone down on her or suck my cock after it had been inside her pussy.
Ever since then one test I use to see if a girl is a keeper is if she will kiss me with her pussy juices on my mouth. Those that will, or even eagerly lick it off are special in my book.

Okay what I get out of it, is: maybe you of jumped up and went and cleaned your cock and brushed your teeth. Then maybe she would have kissed you afterwards. Least you got sex out it and obviously her approval for oral.