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AP- Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider. 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

The Chicago way and they think it's funny, I bet Barack and Michelle got a giggle out of the number.

No kidding

:lol: "No kidding"-RealTool

^^^^^This moran actually believes it's a real phone number.
He'll believe anything.

Go ahead, idiot, dial the number and see what you get.
They don't come any dumber than our RealJustme. :lol:

I applaud Clownhick for upgrading his telecom to a rotary dial telephone.

johnforbes upgraded his rotary phone for one reason.

His rampant rhinotillexomania made dialing with his index finger impossible.

AP- During a Thursday morning press meeting, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius apologized for the inappropriate contact number and insured everyone present that the number had been disconnected.

What idiots!

What idiots indeed.

There are apparently people in the Republican party who spend their time looking for words spelled out in randomly assigned phone numbers, and then, when they discover one, they think it makes the recipient of the phone number, rather than the clown who spends his time playing phone number keypad games, look bad.
They also discovered today that the real Federal Debt is exposed in the daily Sudoku in the Times.

I agree RealTool.
What idiots.

There are apparently people in the Republican party who spend their time looking for words spelled out in randomly assigned phone numbers, and then, when they discover one, they think it makes the recipient of the phone number, rather than the clown who spends his time playing phone number keypad games, look bad.

Citizens, if you don't understand the 20,000O pages of Obamacare and expect answers call 1-800-FUCKYO.

" 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O)."

Do you see anything wrong with this phone number, RealTool?
I'll give Teabagger Republicans ten minutes to figure it out.

Democrats get ten seconds.

I know, it's just not fair.

I have not upgraded my rotary dial phone.

My affection for Bakelite remains undiminished.

But Clownhick must fret not, for he shall be summoned in the future to serve as a designated dialing finger.

Assuming, of course, that his tender digits are up to the task.

Do you see anything wrong with this phone number, RealTool?
I'll give Teabagger Republicans ten minutes to figure it out.

It's crude, obscene and insensitive?

RealJustme wrote:

Do you see anything wrong with this phone number, RealTool?
I'll give Teabagger Republicans ten minutes to figure it out.

It's crude, obscene and insensitive?

What's wrong?

You can't afford a smartphone?

Maybe you can qualify to get one through the Obama free phone program!!!

:lol:

Okay, RealTool, for you I'll make it 24 hours to figure it out this Teabagger conundrum.

Clownhick has no fingers to dial his rotary phone.

Webbed hands run in his family.

On the plus side, he swims like Johnny Weissmuller.