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Ohhhhh... does it get any better than starting the week with Elise running around naked On the Beach?! Now why in the world someone would call the police to report a nekkid woman on the beach rather than enjoy the show- especially if it was someone as lovely as Elise is beyond me. :? :o

Elise, you just keep doing what you are doing and if you do get arrested be sure and give me a call and I'll come and bail you out of jail.

As is often the case with your contris, I can't decide a favorite so I'll just stick with saying they are ALL my favorite! But those that highlight your spectacular backside do get my attention just a little bit more. :mrgreen:

By the way, Elise, congrats on the Front Page.

Elise, in her most natural habibtat I think. Outstanding, as always!

I think it was Ava Gardner that starred in the movie, "On the Beach," back in the sixties? maybe?
I like Elise in the starring role wwaaayy better.

The posed shots are perfection, but the action shots are absolutely amazing, poetry in motion . . .
and the cartwheel shot just put me away!

Sure glad you're not wearing one of those jailhouse orange jumpsuits Elise,
but I'm sure you could rock that look too! Thanks Gorgeous!

Elise, as I stated - "Fantastic" contri. You have such a firm and fit body along with your lovely face. I like all the photos. I wouldn't mind being a cop and having to frisk you for dangerous weapons - and you do have a pair of dangerous weapons . But then one look at your body, I'd have to let you go and arrest the person who turned you in (I'd find some reason for the arrest ). How could anyone do that to you??

Im so very happy to see that you posted again Elise. You are the absolute picture of beauty and perfection. How could anyone be offended by such a gorgeous naked woman ? There are not many people that I am truly jealous of but your husband is one of them. Thanks sweetie !!! Keep posting and I'll keep drooling.

Elise, that is a fantastic set of pictures. One of the best I have ever seen. And the guys here get it for free! Holy cow, that is amazing when you think about it.

I am SO happy you decided to post again. You are a beautiful and sensuous woman. Sharing yourself makes the world a lovlier place.

Now, if only Trinity was frolicking on the beach with you.......... we can all dream, right???

Seriously, great job. I am also happy that my Hubby can't quit looking at your post, so he is leaving me alone today and I am geting some work done! I have no issue with him being distracted by you!!!

I agree totally a great contri.

We always love your submissions... you are so sexy and sensual (and gorgeous!)

I love it when hubby sees your pics because he gets so worked up, then I get to reap all the benefits! (And this week he REALLY needed some cheering up...your set sure did the trick!)

Damn, I wish I had your tush, though. (BTW, he said his fave pics were 5 (the cartwheel), 6, 8, 9, and 10. He couldnt choose between them...he said he needed to study them more :shock: )

We're so glad you decided to come back.

I will start running if I can "do it" with you. You get to choose what "do it" constitutes!

Love the way you model us your pink on your cloth Elise but especially without your cloth

What can the police arrest you for? The only thing I can think about that they can charge you with, it's for you being excessively beautiful because I don't think they can arrest your hubby for photographing beauty in its pure essence.

You look pretty angelically balancing your sensuality in that yoga pose, I love it. ;-)

Thank you both for sharing, and for you sexy lady,here are some fitness kissex to be spread all over your sensual body Elise

See I told ya Elise.....I told you those beach pics were going to be a hit!! Haha!
I can still remember you talking about seeing those two cop cars that day....OMG You were freaking....LOL too funny.
Loved seeing you splash the pages here again!
xxxx

John - Thanks for starting this thread for me and for your nice comment! I know, can you believe someone called the cops? Amazing! It wasn't one cop car, but two. My hubby and I were about to take some explicit pix on the boardwalk when they pulled up. Glad I had my clothes (mostly) back on when I saw them pull up. 8-)

Skeetz - LOL! The orange jumpsuit would not be cool :cry:

Coffjr - Thanks for your nice comment! Those two cops didn't look happy to be interrogating my husband and I, I think they didn't have a choice! :lol:

masseur - Thanks so much!

Hollie - You're so sweet! Love the idea of being on the beach with Trinity. Had a vision of us rubbing oil on each other by my pool the other day Happy I could occupy your hubby for awhile so you could work too! hehe

DD - Thanks so much!

Lady & Mr. T - So glad you two enjoyed the pix! Love that Thumper had to check the pix out again to pick a fave!

Thinker - You wanna run with me? :lol:

Alex - Can you believe the cops can put me on a sexual offenders list in my state for public exposure?! Crazy!!

327 - So glad you liked the pix!

Trinity - Thanks sweetie! It was a crazy day.

Do you live in the Louisiana? here I always thought you live in the state of perpetual ecstasy Elise, oh wait, that's the state your sexiness arise in me ;-) Glad to hear you didn't get into any serious trouble though.

:idea: Hey perhaps you should cum to the Bay Area and try one of those photo shoots here.

Keep the naughty misbehaving but be safe beautiful, Kissex.

It took TWO cop cars to check out the "complaint" on Elise? Jeeeezzz... Elise, I knew you were/are a hot commodity but really... TWO? I guess you could consider that a compliment.

Alex, if you do manage to sweet talk Elise into coming to the bay area to do a photoshoot, please let me know and I'll be glad to drive up there with my camera in hand... that is if Elise and hubby allow it.

Your in first place Global, yahoo. Congrats....

Did someone say Bay Area?? You know I'd be there - maybe Red, White and Blue beach. But that's a nude beach and there are miles of nice beaches in this area.

Hi guys! I've been so busy lately. Sorry I didn't stop by sooner.

Alex - I'm not in Louisiana, but I've been there on Vacation. The bay area huh? Maybe so!

John - Trying to set up a big photoshoot with us huh? :mrgreen: You guys are hilarious!!

DD - I was hoping the pix were top notch, but it doesn't look like I made it to #1 this month. These are my favorite set of pix we've ever taken though!

Coffjr - We've never been to a nude beach before!

Berty - It's so nice to have you stop by and comment! I would not look good in an orange jumpsuit though :lol: Glad you like the cartwheel shot. Thanks for noticing I workout regularly. I typically go to the gym 3-4 days a week for about an hour each time. I do a combination of cardio (running on the treadmill, elliptical machine, stair climber) and weight/strength training. I do anywhere from 30 minutes - 1 hour of cardio and then about 20 - 30 minutes of strength training. I also stay busy with my kids and taking care of the house as well! Hope that answers your question.

I can't figure out how to post a picture here, but I was going to upload that pic at Berty's request. I'm new to this board. Excuse my ignorance!

Elise, it was actually Alex's idea. I was just going along with it. :mrgreen: Hey, the chance to meet you in person would be a dream come true... especially if you brought Trinity along. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

As far as posting a pic here, right below the 3 buttons (Save draft, Preview, Submit) are two tabs that say "Options" and "Upload attachment". Click on the Upload attachment and browse to your computer. Viola!

Elise, I've never been to a nude beach before either but there is always a first time for everything. And I like the suggestion about bringing Trinity along with you. You two together would be so HOT that you would turn the sand to glass.

Maybe you didn't get #1 here :cry: but you are #1 in our hearts.

John & Coffjr - I love the idea of having a joint shoot with Trinity! I really hope one day soon we can meet up and maybe take a few fun pix together.

Hey Trinity - What do you have going on this summer? Summer vacation! :mrgreen:

Berty - Got you all choked up did I? :lol: I clearly don't workout as much as Marie and Vienna, but I try to stay in shape. I have two kids and am getting up there in age you know?! :?

I tried to add my profile picture here so you can see it more clearly...hope it works!

OMFG!!!! OOOO LA LA! Elise, I'm glad you were able to figure out how to post a full sized pic! The only thing better would be if you were standing in front of me! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: WOW! I'm drooling and my drool rag is soaked clean through. :?

Wow, Elise--your pic is nearly life size! If I had a 3D printer, I'd try to clone you, lol! :ugeek: I looked at every square inch of that photo and I am convinced that you are perfect!

"Hope it works," she says . . . .

Elise, rest assured, it worked! That is, most definitely, a "suitable for framing" shot! Just magnificent!

And a "tip of the hat," to Berty for prompting you to make the effort.

All I can say is.....DAMN

BTW, I loved your previous propic, as well...could you post the big version of that one too?
Not to sound greedy or anything, but I really can never get enough of you, Elise!

Oh Elise....you are so loved in these forums. I'm without words......
:shock:

:o ....what a first sight to behold after being away for so long!!!!

WhooHoo.....ELISE!

I can hardly believe there actually IS a woman on this planet that is THAT beautiful!!!

You are nothing short of P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N......and that's the truth, wow.

Thanks for staying around. The last I read you were considering ending your presence here. I am pleased as punch to see you still a part of this bunch. Hooray!!

Oh!

Elise would you mind saying HI to Trinity the next time you two talk? If you remember I would be ever so greatful.

Thanks again for sticking around. You still being here has made my day, my week, my month, aw heck, my entire year!

Thx Berty....I have definitely missed the comradarie and the lovely ladies of course! Sure good to see you here Berty. I also noticed that Lady T and Thumper have reappeared!! VERY pleased about that. Lady T is looking mighty fine if she doesn't mind my being so bold.

I haven't had the time to drop by to read any comments or even take a peak at our wonderful ladies.lots going on of late. I'll try not to be a stranger.

I haven't seen a particular name appear on these boards of late, I hope she has survived the cold and is just busy like I have been.

I'm also quite concerned about Jewels. I wonder if anyone knows any news.

Well, I just planned on popping in quick like and get a feel for what I've missed. I wish you all well!

I'm so glad you all liked the picture I added to this thread! :mrgreen: Yay!! It's nice to be back here with all my old friends.

And may I add that it's ALWAYS a pleasure to have you stop by, Elise. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ... even if you are calling me old! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my goodness! I am soooo embarrassed. Please forgive me Elise for rambling on without a single shout out to you.

Berty was definitely right. I was so drawn to this thread and the image of you that I forgot where I should have been posting to. I believe it bears mentioning, that when i find out you are around and posting yourself, I am drawn to that place as if being pulled by an immensely powerful magnet!!!!

There is not a more perfect representation of the ideal female form than the exquisite sight of your gorgeous body!!!!

Thank you dear lady for returning to be with your friends and admirers!

P. S. I'm still working on ideas how to improve myself in this lifetime, in hopes of warranting a slim chance of meeting, and getting to know a magnificent person such as yourself in my NEXT life ( if given half a chance - it'll happen.....fingers crossed)

Love the naughty version Elise.
Your sexy siren charms make for some perfect seascape pics. You definitely need to cum to the west coast to capture some pics with the sunset ass background, although if you display your sensual ass then I guess it would becum a very sexy mooning photo shoot without the moon present.

I'm more than willing to offer my hand or my tongue or my special tool to remove that sand off your naughty areas if you decide to come to California and do that photo shoot John,Coffjr and Berty have raised their.............................................. hand to offer their assistance too.
Thank both for sharing
Wet kissex Elise

Elise, I think naked cartwheels should be an Olympic sport! You would have to be the captain of the US team. It would certainly be the highest attended event, lol. :shock: Your beach pictures are fantastic!

Elise, you Gorgeous Rascal, the full sized version of your propic was a real treat. Thank you kindly!

But the "Dirty Girl" vesion of Elise On the Beach . . . .

That amazing "Spread Eagle" hand stand . . . .

All the Delicious spread shots . . . .

Your comment about needing a "Good Licking" . . . .

Well, allI can say is . . . please see signature line below!!!

Hey John - If the shoe fits! LOL!! :lol:

ICU - No worries, I won't hold it against you!

Alex - Glad you enjoyed the naughty version! It was fun posting it. My hubby, Damen, loves when I leave the dirty comments.

Paul - Ooh, I wanna be the captain of the Olympic Nude Cartwheeling team! GO USA!! :lol:

Skeetz - So glad you enjoyed my naughty version pix! My hubby, Damen really enjoys taking those pix. We enjoy the naughty vids too! Maybe a video soon!

Yeah, Elise... the shoe does fit... sorry to say. I'm not sure when that happened, though. And thank you soooo much for reminding me. :x :? :lol: :lol: :lol: But I still aprreciate gorgeous young things like you! :mrgreen:

Hope I didn't offend you John! I was totally kidding...and the best news is that I've always had a thing for older men. Lucky you but most of all, my husband got lucky!

I would love to go running with you. I just finished a mud run and getting ready for an upcoming nude 5K.

Offend me? You? Naaahhhh... you didn't offend me, Elise. Well, if it doesn't work out with your hubby, I'll make myself available for you. I don't usually go for women 20 years younger than me... but for you I'd make an exception. :mrgreen:

Hey Elise!

That's a great contri, so glad you didn't get in trouble too! That is crazy the law thing, are you sure on that? We have a few secluded nude places here on the out islands and beaches. I never have but it isn't a secret they are there. Anyway you look fabulous!

Xoxo

Elise, did I read that right - you always had a thing for older men? Where does the line form? I guess that leaves Grumpy out since he is so young - sorry Grumpy. :lol:

GOOD one JR! That'll teach him for trying to stay young.

Elise...please don't forget me either. I'm also one of those sexy older guys (@ least I think so). A guy's got to keep a positive attitude especially when his vying for the attention of a beautiful woman like yourself who makes a statement that she likes older gentlemen. Although, I'm concerned there is going to be a considerable amount of pushing and shoving in that line you mentioned JR. I'm just glad I've kept myself in shape for moments like this! :lol:

Damen is a mighty lucky chap, Elise. I hope you remind him of that fact daily (as if any man would need reminding with you as a partner!). There are a lot of us admirers who'd trade places with him in a heart beat.

Thanks always for sharing yourself with us. I especially like when you drop by and tease us old geezers with your charming self!

Might I request something in your next posting (video or stills)? I would love it if you would blow us fans a kiss....got my fingers crossed....one more request if I may....I really like it when you use my real name instead of ICU. Thx

LOL!! :lol: Who knew my comment about "Older Men" would stir such excitement!! Unfortunately for you guys Damen found me first and spoils me rotten. :mrgreen:

Manda - I think it all depends on the police officer who catches you in the buff. If he's a jerk, then he can use the full extent of the law to make your life miserable. It's always a bit risky because you never know who will catch you and the USA is not quite as forgiving as Europe with public nudity. :|

As the senior most senior citizen around here, (I think,) I got a kick outa' that comment too Elise. Us old guys like recognition too!

With maturity comes a more discerning eye for the beauty of the female form, seems to me.

Or maybe it's just my new glasses. :roll:

Ha ha.... :lol: I'm glad you got a kick out of my comment Elise! That is exactly why I love coming here - for the teasing we older gentlemen get to do with such wonderful, sharing ladies like yourself, Elise.

You are a rare gem! I very much enjoy teasing with you.
I'm glad I helped make you smile.

Bob

Skeetz - You're the most senior around here? :o LOL! I agree, men only get better with age.

John & Berty - Love the new profile pix!

Berty - How's that beautiful Rita of yours?

Bob - Sorry I called you ICU. I'll be better when I'm "older" :lol: ha!

You guys are the best! I'm so happy to be back on VW.

Just stopping by to say hi to you beautiful!! big kiss!

Elise, not as happy as we are to see you back!

It's great seeing your beautiful..........face. OK, beautiful body!

jr

Elise, thanks for the comment on my "new" propic. It's actually a very "old" pic... taken ... damn... before you were even born. :? :shock: Hmmmm... that puts things in perspective... and NOT in a good way. :cry: MaybeI do need to move to Grumpy's neighborhood so I can stay as young as he does. :lol: