Global Warming Threads Halted Through January Due To Extreme Cold
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2026 6:20 pm
It is 3 degrees below zero F as the bronzed fingers of the Honorable John Forbes type this message:
Global Warming threads, alas, have been held in abeyance throughout the month of January because of extreme cold.
Glacial ice formation has been so tremendous for the last two months that new icebergs have been sighted in the lake which sits in front of the Forbes residence.
How cold was it?
It was colder than a politician's heart.
Global Warming threads, alas, have been held in abeyance throughout the month of January because of extreme cold.
Glacial ice formation has been so tremendous for the last two months that new icebergs have been sighted in the lake which sits in front of the Forbes residence.
How cold was it?
It was colder than a politician's heart.