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Herewith reprinted an email from Clown FYI:

December 4

FROM: Clown R. Toker
Room 69
Shady Acres Rest Home
Trump Derangement Wing
Bugtussle, Alabama

TO: Honorable John J. Forbes
1 Affluence Way
Middleburg, Virginia

This is to advise that I have been absent from this fine forum for a few weeks while undergoing treatment for leftist lunacy, a condition which has impaired my reasoning and deviated my judgment (and septum).

Physicians have placed me under heavy psychotropic medicinal therapy in an effort (thus fair vain) to restore some tiny shred of my former lucidity.

I miss you all, but most of all I miss the sage, savvy sagacity of the fabulous Forbes.

Merry Pre-Christmas!

Well, thanks to Robert Kennedy...
he doesn't have to take anything, he doesn't want to...
Robert Kennedy is not a doctor..

Now, this looks like a job for me
So, everybody, just follow me,
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause johnforbes feels so empty without me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KSvSB ... rt_radio=1

As we can all see, johnny's touted intellectual prowess has been reduced to making whiny trolling threads begging me to return to further humiliate him. He's clearly nothing without me.

I still own that ignorant partisan pussy.

It is yet another blessing of this Christmas season that Clowntoker has regained sufficient sanity to post more of his famously fatuous foolishness.

We wish him all the best in his long, laborious recovery from simpering socialism.