Recalling the Time JB Pritzker and Clowntoker Raced
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2025 5:57 pm
People who participated in the unfortunate riot in January were called "insurrectionists." But now, state governors are openly challenging federal authority, which is the very definition of insurrection and how the Civil War commenced.
It all brings to mind the old argument between JB Pritzker and Clowntoker over which one of them was the most Marxist.
As you will recall, that bitter war of words culminated in a challenge to see which one of them could win a 100 yard dash.
We all remember when "Bullet Bob" Hayes ran 100 yeards in 9.1 seconds in 1963.
So the stage was set when bulky Pritzker squared off against the adipose Clowntoker.
As a courtesy, Mr Forbes will let Clown tell his side of the story, but suffice it to say the race did not take seconds, or even minutes.
Given the obese nature of the two competitors, it took hours for them to complete the 100 yard distance.
It all brings to mind the old argument between JB Pritzker and Clowntoker over which one of them was the most Marxist.
As you will recall, that bitter war of words culminated in a challenge to see which one of them could win a 100 yard dash.
We all remember when "Bullet Bob" Hayes ran 100 yeards in 9.1 seconds in 1963.
So the stage was set when bulky Pritzker squared off against the adipose Clowntoker.
As a courtesy, Mr Forbes will let Clown tell his side of the story, but suffice it to say the race did not take seconds, or even minutes.
Given the obese nature of the two competitors, it took hours for them to complete the 100 yard distance.