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The acknowledgment that the well-connected Epstein did not have a list of clients to whom underage girls were trafficked represents a public walk-back of a theory that the Trump administration had helped promote, with Bondi suggesting in a Fox News interview earlier this year that such a document was “sitting on my desk” for review.

The shocked look on my face!!!!

The Babylon Bee:

" Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list.

After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list.

"The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no ‘client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it."

So Bondi was lying about having Epstein files on her desk....the shocked look on my face!!!

Trump Part #1: I have known Epstein for more than a decade and he's “terrific guy” who is “a lot of fun to be with ... It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

Trump Part #2: I barely knew the guy, and never liked him, we hardly ever hung out

And now all of a sudden there are no Epstein files?

There are 2 choices -- they were telling lies then, or now...

It is fairly obvious there was a client list.

Any pimp or madam would have a little black book of clients...

Though johnforbes still overlooks the third option, that they were telling lies then AND now (which is quite likely) it is refreshing to see johnforbes break with his handlers and post something that includes a bit of rationality.

It's as close as we'll ever get to johnforbes admitting that Trump is a world class liar who will always put himself over country and Constitution.

The morons in MAGAverse don't have a clue, it really doesn’t matter who stays or goes in the Trump-o-verse.

Bondi can jump ship with Bongino and Patel swimming after the liferaft.

As long as Trump is around, the Epstein client list will not be released. Trump can very easily order that the list released any time so you should ask yourself why he hasn’t at this point.

A couple of heads will roll....but that will be it and life moves on...

OK...so the election of a rapist just happened to complicate the release of the Epstein client list. OH but wait, the list just mysteriously happened to not exist any more...after Trump told Bondi to review or release them?

And now Trump wants to move on....

The shocked look on my face