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Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2025 5:45 pm
by johnforbes
Governor Walz is trying to sound macho, but his preening and prancing like a chorus boy are unpersuasive.

Heck, Clowntoker is more macho than Walz.

Walz is a proud graduate of Miss Nancy's School of Ballet...

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2025 10:21 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^^^ As we can see, johnforbes is trying desperately to sound macho, but his preening and prancing like a swishy queen is entirely too persuasive.

Heck, anyone is more macho than johnforbes.

johnforbes couldn't begin to achieve the physical prowess required of a typical teenage girl who graduates from ballet school.

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:29 pm
by johnforbes
We came to praise Clowntoker, not bury his reputation.

Clowntoker is more macho than jelly belly Tim Walz...

In fact, Walz is less macho than "Big Mike" by a Minnesota mile.

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 9:50 am
by Clownkicker
"In fact, Walz is less macho than "Big Mike"..."-johnflubs

Do you mean your svelte brother Big Mike Forbs? https://www.instagram.com/bigmikeforbs/

Criminy, that guy is as fat as jelly belly Trump.

So your family is Black Irish, eh?

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:30 pm
by johnforbes
Mr Forbes has often been warned by his security staffers not to click on the virus-ridden links posted by Clowntoker.

The last time Mr Forbes did so, a mushroom **** erupted much the same as transpired when the first atomic bombs were detonated.

Given the nefarious folks such as Clown on the Worldwide Interwebs, better safe than sorry.

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:47 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^ Geezus, johnforbes is now disowning his own blood.

One look at his brother Mike Forbs and johnny pretends he doesn't even exist, even though johnny's the one who brought him up.

What a gutless weasel.

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 9:09 am
by johnforbes
Mr Forbes submitted Clowntoker's latest incoherent posts to his own diplomatic staff.

They attempted, with great rigor, to discern what possible point Clowntoker could have been aspiring to make as he posted his latest tidbit of leftist blather.

After serious study, their conclusion was:

"Clowntoker appears to be having an acute episode of Trump Derangement Syndrome..."

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 12:46 pm
by Clownkicker
"In fact, Walz is less macho than "Big Mike"..."johnfuculnean

You brought him up, dummy, and now you pretend not to know what I'm talking about?

Baffled by your reference, I searched for the guy. The first "Big Mike" that came up was "BigMikeForbs", so I figured that had to be who you were referencing; your own obese brother so you would know just how macho he is. And by no small coincidence, the guy is as fat as jelly belly Donald Trump.

You really need to keep up with the bullshit you post, dummy. Your memory loss is quite worrisome.

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:55 pm
by johnforbes
Mr Forbes has long been unable to keep pace with Clowntoker's rapidly progressing senility, as daily manifested by Clown's incoherent ravings.

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 8:51 am
by Clownkicker
"Mr Forbes has long been unable to keep pace with His Lordship's rapidly progressing senility,..."-johnflubs

Wow, johnforbes just admitted that he is so dimwitted and his mental decline so grave that he is unable to match wits with someone he believes suffers from senility. Such a tragic level of decline in johnny's mental state is enough to bring a tear to one's eye.

Even I didn't realize how serious johnny's mental decline is, though I have been telling him for years about of my constant worry for his sanity. I've often told him that he should talk to the nice men in white coats moving all around him who are just trying to help him on a daily basis. Sadly, he's only NOW able to grasp the severity of his mental impairments. But better late than never.

"Dumber than a fence post" comes to mind. (Hopefully he still understands what a fence post is, but I don't expect much of his cognitive abilities these days.)

Re: Clowntoker Rates Higher Than Tim Walz

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:33 pm
by johnforbes
One flew over the cuckoo's nest, but alas Clown did not.