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List Five Things Accomplished Last Week

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2025 3:37 pm
by johnforbes
Pursuant to the instructions of Elon Musk, the special advisor, Mr Forbes will begin this fine thread:

1) Mr Forbes did 600 situps and the usual barbell routine every morning, then repeated it at 11 am, and every afternoon did aerobic exercise in the form of running, or hiking -- something to keep his lean, lithe body and taut, tawny physique in the sort of svelte, sleek form admirers anticipate.

2) Mr Forbes continued to work on his book delving into the Theory of Relativity and subsequent research.

3) Mr Forbes continued his coaching of the Swedish Bikini Team, which is the leading competitor in the fierce fitness of the Professional Female Skimpy Attire League.

4) Mr Forbes patiently explained the errors of Clowntoker's socialism to him, and couched it in Sixth Grade lingo pitched at Clown's diminished level of cognitive function.

5) Ibid, passim.

Re: List Five Things Accomplished Last Week

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 3:44 pm
by johnforbes
6) Attempted the impossible task of enlightening Clowntoker.

7) Ibid

8) Id