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Monica Lewinsky said she was voting Republican because the Democrat reign left a bad taste in her mouth.

Once again johnforbes demonstrates that he doesn't understand humor at all or he would realize that starting a joke with a lie makes the punchline fall flat.

Of course, Lewinsky said just that opposite of what johnfibs claimed, telling people she will vote Democrat because voting for a Republican sexual assault predator would leave a bad taste in her mouth. (The same way it will undoubtedly leave a bad taste in the mouths of closet cases like johnforbes after he gets up off his knees on Tuesday.)

This thread has gone down more times than a Clinton intern...

johnforbes has gone down more times in Frisco than Trump has publicly demonstrated his Putin hand job and fellatio skills on a microphone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AebaA1AF9w

Witless johnflubs repeats his tired old joke for the twentieth time. I show you the new video of Trump actually demonstrating how he performs oral sex on Putin and the man Trump said he fell in love with--Kim.

And on top of that, if you watch the video long enough, you hear Trump threaten to "knock the hell out of people backstage"--he unabashedly threatens physical assault on stage hands to cheers of his mob. (time stamp 3:12) Then he talks about how enthusiastically he gives blow jobs at time stamp 3:41. You can't make this stuff up.

Clowntoker should be more reticent given his tawdry tenure in sordid Sanfran...

..and yet johnforbes isn't reticent in the least.

Why? Because now that he's seen how Trump gives blow jobs to Putin, johnny's absolutely titillated. He loves the idea that Trump might slap him around like a stage hand as johnny obediently kneels before him.

Mr Forbes did date a gal in high school who had Russian hands...

What? Was she desperately fumbling with the phone trying to dial 911 to escape your unwanted brutish advances?

Is that when you realized women were just too much trouble so you went with the far more compliant boys at school?

Mr Forbes also dated a gal in high school named "Roman."

She did indeed have roamin' hands...

^^^^^^^ johnny just slipped up again and let us know he dated a boy in high school.

How do I know? I asked google. Here's what it said:

"Is Roman a girls name?"
"No, Roman is traditionally a masculine name and is rarely used for girls. The name comes from the Latin name Romanus, which means "citizen of Rome". It's thought to have originated from Romulus, the legendary co-founder of Rome.
The female form of the name is Romana. A related name is Romane, which is of French and Latin origin and means "of Roman" or "citizen of Rome".

Once again johnforbes has gotten a bit too comfortable with his true sexuality and lets slip the truth of his gay escapades in his youth.

Nobody here condemns johnforbes for his gay lifestyle but he really needs to stop being so self-loathing that he continues to try to hide his present day drag activities behind a transparently sad caricature of manliness which he can't pull off while camping it up and hiking up his skirts at Canadian resorts. I guess he feels he just can't be himself around his judgmental friends in the U.S..

No, her last name was "Roman."

Again, Clowntoker is a swan dive into his sick swishy fey fantasy from his decadent decade in fetid Frisco.

"No, her last name was "Roman.""-johnforbes

Ahh, good save, closet boy.

It's almost believable.

Come on Clown, stop projecting your own deviant derangement onto the rational remainder of this fine forum.

Although Clown expended his younger years in the sordid saloons of the tawdry Tenderloin, the rest of us lived normal lives.