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Babylon Bee:

"U.S. — Multiple networks sounded the alarm Thursday that the impending landfall of Hurricane Helene would seriously hamper further attempts to assassinate Donald Trump.
With only a little more than a month left before election day, any opportunities potential assassins may have to kill Trump were likely to be hindered by the arrival of the dangerous storm.

"State officials are advising people to stay indoors and not to leave their homes for any reason, even to assassinate Donald Trump," said NBC's Lester Holt during his nightly report."

Yes, johnny, there is nothing more hilarious than cracking jokes about assassinating a President. Criminy, you are real scum, johnny.

Imagine if a Liberal humor source did that. johnforbes would be here adamantly condemning them for inciting more violence against Trump.

Notice he also did it by resorting to a false attribution of a made up quotation to Lester Holt instead of to the vile and humorless conservative writer who actually said it. Apparently it is okay as long as a conservative is the one inciting more violence. Despicable.

The Babylon Bee is a satire outlet.

It deals in a subject unknown to Trump haters such as Clown, and that topic is humor.

In a world of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Clowntoker's illness is something we all wish to help him cope with.

Do we blame Clown for his irrational ire, or his anti-Trump animus?

No, we have sympathy for Clown's manic madness and his communist claptrap.