[johnforbes]

This afternoon, after a long hike on a hot and humid afternoon, the taut and tan somatic habitus of Mr Forbes was glazed with sweat, and he was offered a bite of an "Impossible Whopper" from Burger King.

In a related note, the Fabulous Forbes Fact Finding Forum has rated all of Clowntoker's postings in the category of "Impossible Whoppers"...