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"WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the presidential race heating up for the summer campaign season, the White House asked migrants to hold off on raping and murdering any more Americans until after the election.

As more and more incidents of violent criminal acts perpetrated by migrants have drawn attention to the Biden administration's immigration policies, Karine Jean-Pierre politely asked migrants to wait until after the November election before carrying out any more horrific rapes and murders.

"We'd really appreciate it," said the gay and black White House Press Secretary who is black and gay. "While we understand that many of you are eager to continue raping and murdering American citizens, we do ask that you wait until after November 5 to do any more. We thank you for your patience."

Well ..there's good news and bad news about the migrants..
The good news is they are not here to take our jobs....
The bad news is they are really here to take our lives...

^^^^^ See, johnny? That's why you can't post these humorless, poorly written conservative 'satire' pieces. Trump-supporting morons like sillydummy aren't bright enough to understand it is just an unfunny joke. He thinks it's the news.

You should know better. You can't pretend that your lame attempts at humor aren't doing real damage when you know perfectly well that dimwitted conservatives like silly think the stuff you post is true.

But at least it's refreshing to hear silly admit that he never actually wanted that job cleaning toilets or picking lettuce in 100-degree heat. Time was when lazy, self-righteous, unemployed conservatives like silly used to pretend they would love to have those jobs if only some illegal Mexican hadn't stolen it out from under them. Now he's grateful to have them wiping his flabby ass down at the VA hospital.

Mr Forbes merely reports the news as part of his ongoing (and noble) effort to enlighten the world.

On this gray and humid Sunday, we all thank Mr Forbes for his fabulous -- and fun -- exertions in this regard.

"Mr Forbes merely reports the news as part of his ongoing (and noble) effort to enlighten the world."-johnflubs referring to his original post of a Babylon Bee satire piece to start this thread

^^^^^And there we have it, johnforbes admits that he thinks the Babylon Bee satire site posts "news". johnforbes admits that his ignorant partisan "Weltbild" is the product of consuming completely made up stories. But then we already knew that about simpleton johnny. He honestly doesn't understand his original post isn't actual news despite the fact his source website calls itself "Babylon Bee | Fake News You Can Trust"

That's the problem with spending so many years (as johnforbes has) getting your news from FOXnews. It causes you to be unable to differentiate between one dishonest absurdity and another.

Yes indeed.

When it comes to the best fake news, Mr Forbes does think that your most trusted source is, and should be, the esteemed Babylon Bee.