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Question: Why are there no transgender astronauts yet?

Answer: Because they they only want to probe Uranus.

But seriously, Clown is no more swishy than Don Lemon

Being a typical closet case, johnforbes frequently fantasizes about his anus being penetrated.

Unfortunately, he is too stupid and ignorant to understand that transgender people aren't any more likely to want to probe an anus than a typical CIS gender person.

Anus penetration is something most often done by gay men like johnforbes, while those who transition to another sex don't have any more interest in anuses than anyone else who's not johnforbes.

Thus we see once again why johnforbes (try as he might) isn't funny: he has no idea what the subjects of his supposed jokes are about so he mixes up his personal proclivities with other peoples' non-forbsian lives. He can't even imagine someone who isn't preoccupied with anal sex the way he is.

None of us here have ever held Clowntoker's dark deviant demented deeds against him.

We merely want Clown to set aside his petty partisan perversion and stop peddling political punditry.

johnny, if you can't grasp the stupidity of your joke's premise, don't tell the joke.

It will bomb because it only makes you look like a bigoted idiot. Which you are, of course, but you don't want everyone to know it when you expend such great effort to appear educated and rational.

It is a shame that even astronaut jokes proved too macho for Clown.

None of us here held Clowntoker's dark deviant demented -- and deeply dirty -- deeds against him.