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Now that Will Smith (whoever he is) has been banned from the Academy Awards for ten years, I have decided to impose a ban on Clown which will also prevent him from attending the Oscars for the next decade.

Given my inherent fairness, I am also banning myself from the Oscars for the same period.

Now that's some dimwitted stupidity we can all be happy about.

Thank you.

One of the goals here, beyond merely enlightening those like Clownslacker who are mired in partisan darkness, is to spread good cheer and life-affirming spirit.

And one of MY goals here, beyond merely enlightening those like johnforbes who are willfully mired in partisan hypocrisy, is to spread a life-affirming spirit of adherence to reality and reason.

Sadly, johnforbes has demonstrated a dismal lack of interest in such things.

Instead, johnforbes subscribes to the "ignorance is bliss" school of 'thought.'

If you look at a yearbook from Clownslacker's own high school, the Lower Bugtussle Academy for Welding, you can see that his career arc has been dismal.

More to the point, his school's motto was indeed "Ignorance is Bliss."

Just like Mayor Bootygood, Clown in real life looks very much like :

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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me all of the time, my name is John Forbes the most gullible of all Trump supporters.

Fool Elkin once, it is a normal day.

Fool him 365 times, it is a normal year for Elkin.

Heck, Elkin actually voted 13 times for Senile Joe in 2020,

We should place a lifetime ban on John Forbes steaming piles of bullshit....

No need.

Mr. Forbes signed off the Interwebs forever last week.

Ye shall never see hide nor hair of him again.

Apparently johnforbes has retired his leopard skin-wearing, long blond wig-wearing drag club character "Jungle Bunny".

I for one am relieved that we'll never have to see either his hide nor his hair ever again.

Please, Mr. Forbes may be gone but Clownslacker's heated homo hijinks fantasy life apparently lives on.

We all wish that Elkin and Clown would simply confine their dark, deviant, demented, deranged deeds to the dank dirty detritus of their emails.

johnny, we would gladly stop referring to your dark, deviant, demented, deranged deeds if you would simply stop bringing them up.

Remember, we expect not to see either your tacky fake hide or tacky fake hair again.

We'll thank you not to bring up your deviant lifestyle. That goes for your R&R in Frisco days as well.

Just keep it in your pants, for all our sakes.

Yes, Mr. Forbes has indeed departed the Interwebs forever.

But Clownslacker's heated homo hijinks fantasy life apparently lives on.

We all wish that Elkin and Clown would simply confine their dark, deviant, demented, deranged deeds to the dank dirty detritus of their emails.